Hate to burst your bubble, but porno's are NOT realistic, though we wish things happened to us as they do in the movies. I've never had a pizza delivery man I wanted to get it on with.
Porn Logic Is Pretty Fantastic, But Wrong
By
Editorial Staff in
Bizarre
On 25th September 2015
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#1 Yes, women love creepy stalkers.
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#2 Oh, I'm pure as the driven snow...
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#3 All nurses are there to get it on in your hospital bed. And you have a private room.
#4 Naw, that comfy bed would be too hot. Let's do it right here and right now.
#5 She's looking at you, she must want the D.
#6 Someone please tell me where this pizza company is. Or is it DePorno?
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#7 They secretly crave one another. Just like all men want other men.
#8 No money? No problem... let's pull down this alley.
#9 He comes right over to fix that leak and has awesome 'plumbers crack'.
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#10 She's 21? Her porno days are almost over. Thank God she has that winning smile.
