Porn Logic Is Pretty Fantastic, But Wrong

By Editorial Staff in Bizarre On 25th September 2015

#1 Yes, women love creepy stalkers.

#2 Oh, I'm pure as the driven snow...

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#4 Naw, that comfy bed would be too hot. Let's do it right here and right now.

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#5 She's looking at you, she must want the D.

#6 Someone please tell me where this pizza company is. Or is it DePorno?

#7 They secretly crave one another. Just like all men want other men.

#8 No money? No problem... let's pull down this alley.

#9 He comes right over to fix that leak and has awesome 'plumbers crack'.

#10 She's 21? Her porno days are almost over. Thank God she has that winning smile.