‘Pure Sperm’ Will Be ‘The Next Bitcoin': Antivaxxers Claim

Posted by in Cringey On 23rd August 2021
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A group of anti-vaxxers have come to the bizarre conclusion that their sperm will be a valuable commodity in the coming years with people valuing it as high as bitcoin.

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The anti-vax moment has been bizarre and a half ever since it has started but this one takes the cake.

A group of anti-vaxxers has now come to the conclusion that their non-vaccinated sperm will be like the next bitcoin.

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The anti-vax movement is dedicated to finding out everything that is wrong with the sperm and speculate on the long term side effects that people will suffer from as a result of taking the vaccine.

This is turn has led to the handmaiden’s tale-esque theory that the sperm of unvaccinated men will be of higher value as time progresses and the problems with the vaccine are revealed.

"These guys are bonered up at the fantasy of living in an apocalyptic hellscape where their cum will save the world"

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The comments that resulted from this conversation are unfortunate and cringey to read.

"Unvaccinated sperm and eggs going to be a rare commodity. #gold"

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"Not sure what is going to be more valuable in a few years; My unvaccinated sperm or Bitcoin."

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"Unvaccinated sperm will be the new Bitcoin."

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"Unvaccinated men will be in high demand in the future. 😉"

Anti-vax women were feeling left out so this one chimed in.

"Unvaccinated women also, for the exact same reason."

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But some of the replies were not having it.

"I don’t see bitcoin being worth less than zero."

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If anti-vaxxers were to listen to doctors, which unfortunately they don’t, they’d know that the vaccine has zero effect on sperm; positive or negative.

“In fact, the vaccines don’t even enter the nucleus, where DNA is stored — providing them no avenue to modify genes,” says one commenter.

These explanations however have no effect on the movement as they continue to claim that they will be hitting the genetic and otherwise lottery.

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