Roasts That Left No Survivors.

Posted by Annie N. in Funny On 21st December 2021
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These people posted to r/roastme to get roasted and if they didn't feel immediate regret, then they definitely should have.

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Found something that's worse than her family's disappointment.

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Swipes and gets a 50% discount.

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The beanie says brush your hair properly and not just from the front.

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Dates her just so I can break up with her again.

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Hair walked all the way down to his hands to escape his brain.

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Together, they share a whole head of hair.

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Why come to roastme when life has already roasted you?

Living in LA is proof you don't have one.

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He decided to break her down psychologically

Taken? Returned and refunded instead.

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He put in the work and research for this roast.

Buttons don't exist in his universe.

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When you want to be anyone but yourself

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Gonna stay off this old guy's lawn

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It's the moustache that did it.

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