You don’t need a lot of brains to commit a crime. Sure, you need a ton to attempt to get away with committing one but the actual execution of most crimes doesn’t require the use of your head. You basically just enact the lesser evolved portion of your mind and let your simian genetics do the work for you. A robber in Orlando, Florida somehow found a way to do both
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#1 Smashing a window with his skull
The unidentified robber broke into a convenience store early Thursday morning by smashing a window with his skull.
#2 Numbskull (insert rimshot here) grabbed
Once inside, the numbskull (insert rimshot here) grabbed as many scratch-off lottery tickets as he could before police arrived on the scene. Unfortunately, his little caper turned out to be a fruitless one. The tickets he stole were worth a total of $10,000 but the suspect won't be able to do anything with them. An employee of the store contacted the Florida State Lottery and had all of the stolen tickets cancelled long before the thief could get the chance to redeem them.
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#3 Head-butt to the window
His head-butt to the window, however, also caused $70 worth of damage to the glass. That may not sound like a lot but considering that the suspect used his head as a sledgehammer, that's got to be one impressive melon this guy has on his shoulders. Police haven't identified the suspect but they did release a composite sketch.
