Russian Dating Sites Are A Treasure Trove Of Hilarious Pictures

By Michael Avery in Bizarre On 6th February 2018
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#1 I <3 You

This very sunburned lady is all about showing off her heart-shaped potato. Did anybody else notice the random syringe sitting in the background? I wonder what that's all about.

#2 Hulk smash puny daters.

This guy is all about showing off his muscles for the ladies. Nevermind the totally derped out face he's making. They won't notice it because of the muscles. What's up with the 80s metal band hair?

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#3 Too cool for you.

Russians love to awkwardly squat during picture poses. These two guys just think they are too cool. Look at the guy on the right showing off his talents. Calm down, ladies. They can handle you all.

#4 Let's get down tonight.

This lady is all about advertising just how seductive she is with her awkward pose. I guess being down on her knees is supposed to show potential dates that she is ready and willing to go downtown.

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#5 You might need to get a little sun.

The guy on the left looks like a vampire that just walked out of the crypt. Dude a little sunlight wouldn't hurt. As for the guy on the right, idk what the hell he's doing but it's pretty weird.

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#6 Mmm I love watermelon.

This scantily clad young lady loves her some watermelon. Just look at her go at it. She's all into it. Hope she doesn't swallow a seed.

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#7 I'm a great gardener.

This chick is very proud of her tiny carrot and gigantic beet. At least you know if you dated her you wouldn't go hungry since she knows how to grow food. That makes up for the looks right?

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#8 Draw me like one of your French girls.

Ma'am that water is pretty dirty. She's kind of hot but posing in the middle of the road in a bathing suit is pretty weird. At least she's got her looks going for her.

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#9 I'm a cat!

This lady is certainly flexible, I'll give her that. She stands out with this background which was probably her intention but she looks totally uncomfortable in that pose.

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#10 Well that's just trashy.

If you like trashy girls then this is the girl for you. Just look at her rolling around in that filth. Have you ever seen anything hotter? Nope, I didn't think so. I bet you'd even ignore the smell.