Savages Who Can't Be Stopped.
By
Michael Avery in
Bizarre
On 7th February 2017
Despite being fascinated by it myself, I never quite understood why we enjoy watching people trash each other on the internet.
Speaking from experience, people love engaging with social media posts featuring one person ruthlessly demolishing another. I've made countless lists about these so-called "savage people," and they always seem to do well.
It makes you wonder who's worse: the people acting savage or the ones encouraging it by laughing, sharing and commenting? Or maybe the assholes, like me, who earn a living from propagating the savagery by packaging the most ruthless examples into a neat and convenient list are to blame?
Regardless of the answer, my role in this won't change unless people one day grow a conscience and stop liking this shit. Until then, here's another good one for y'all to take in.
1. This young man just grew up real fast.
Happy birthday, son. At least the cake looks good. You can get her back by making her cover the copay on your psychologist visits for the next decade.
2. Sibling savagery is the most sinister.
Would you accept this ride home or just front the money for a cab?
3. She is wearing an awful lot of makeup for having just gotten out of the shower.
That contouring makeup does take a lot of time, though, maybe she just wore a face mask while she was in the shower.
4. "When was the last time your football team replied with 'k'."
In all fairness, football teams can break hearts, too. For instance, the Colts let Peyton Manning go in the twilight of his career.
5. This is a special level of darkness.
But really, though, who get's their child a Mercedes? The kid had to see this one coming.
6. We'll wait while you look at your screen with your head upside down.
This picture really does look like a pale shark with a cheesy grin on its face.
7. Grandma knows how to get you!
$40 is a pretty solid birthday haul, but why must you tease, Grandma?
8. Say a prayer for him
The friend zone adds another victim.
9. Apparently, the friend zone still has room for more
There is no escape from the friend zone.
10. You can't joke about shit like that
If this guy ends of single we all know why.
11. Little man just killed his teacher
A young savage in the making.
12. Oh shit
OMG that might have been a bit too far.
13. Too good
For those of you who don't math well it equals 225. You're welcome.
14. That'll teach her
McDonalds is life!
15. Yeah, you read that right
He got tired of her shit and let her know it.
16. Thanks for coming
Bet she will be more careful lying in the future.
17. Ouch
Call 911 because there has just been a virtual murder.
18. Zoarnold's out for blood
Ouch, please apply cold water to that burn.
19. Accurate
You get the real side of your friends when you are the one behind the camera.
20. I see that now
Be careful when posing as something you aren't on social media. Someone might call you out.
21. Poor kid
His parent is an absolute savage for that.
22. Chick-Fil-A is taking no prisoners.
Don't ever try to play them like a fool.
