Secretaries Share Their Dirtiest Secrets
By
Editorial Staff in
Confessions
On 4th November 2016
Thinking about secretaries instantly brings to mind the 1988 movie Working Girl with Melanie Griffith working as an assistant to Sigourney Weaver. If you haven’t seen the movie, Tess (Melanie) gives a hot business tip to her boss Katharine (Sigourney) who then refuses to give her any credit for the idea. Tess gets revenge by executing a huge deal with an investment broker, killing Katharine’s reputation. Oh, and she also steals Katharine’s boyfriend.
I never thought being a secretary could end up being such a cut throat business, but after watching that movie and reading these confessions, I’m beginning to think I need to watch out for secretaries. Have a look at what some of these people have to say about their jobs.
#1 I don’t think Melanie Griffith’s character would stoop this low.
#2 Something tells me this will end poorly for you
#3 There may be some blackmailing in your future, or at least I hope.
#4 Suddenly, the holiday party looks like it will be a flirty event.
#5 People seriously need to learn some respect!
#6 You’ll encounter all types of people in life. Some of those people want to watch the world burn.
#7 At this point, every profession has been sexualized. I can’t order a pizza, go to a farm, or even look at a nurse anymore…ok, slight exaggeration.
#8 How would you like your coffee? With saliva and two sugars, please.
#9 That’s the way to get them. Unless they get belligerent, then call the police.
#10 Be your own boss! That’s the American spirit.
#11 I’m not an expert in the field, but I hope you’re not an empty lesbian.
#12 As long as they’re dress pants to you 🙂
#13 Why would your friends make fun of you?
#15 Someone is taking their job to lofty levels.
#16 Good luck! Slowly start living again!
