Self-Absorbed People Who Forgot That Others Matter

By Johny in Cringey On 31st August 2023
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#1 This neighbor, completely blocked the one-lane road to multiple houses with his car, since he couldn't park in his driveway due to fresh cement:

#2 This woman, who called people incessantly if they didn't immediately pick up, because nothing could possibly be more important than talking to her:

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#3 This guy, or really anyone who blasts music on a speaker in a public space:

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#4 The person who thought this was normal...and seemed incapable of thinking of movie theater employees:

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#5 This person, who wanted car safety regulations everywhere to be changed to something less safe for her own comfort:

#6 This woman, who stopped traffic on the highway to twerk on her car:

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#7 These guys who took up multiple parking spots just to do their workouts:

#8 This grandmother, who got mad that she hadn't been wished happy birthday yet...at 7 a.m.:

#9 This person, who bragged about cruising in the left lane just because they thought other people's frustrations were funny:

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#10 This person, who threw a gender reveal and got blue confetti all over their neighbor's driveway and car, then refused to clean it up:

#11 This person, who opened up a fire hydrant for their dog to play in, giving all their neighbors awful water pressure:

#12 This person, who blocked the entrance to a store because they didn't want their car to get wet:

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#13 This person who DEFINITELY thought they were the main character — look at their car, where they parked, and their license plate:

#14 One more plane — this person, who blasted a movie at full volume without headphones on their phone:

#15 And these people, who left their airplane row like this for others to clean up:

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#16 This man, who not only didn't understand climate change, but decided it was good, actually, because he thought it made his life better:

#17 Okay, I lied about already having the last plane pic...this person, who really takes the cake for rude plane passengers:

#18 This family, who blocked FIFTEEN seats with their bags at a full terminal at the airport:

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#19 This guy, who hoarded practically all the dumbbells in the gym so that no one but him could use them:

#20 And this person, who I really hope missed their flight:

#21 This influencer used a local reservoir to take pics with a dog despite the fact that no dogs are allowed because the water is used for drinking:

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#22 This woman, who took up the armrest of the person in front of her WITH HER BARE FEET for an entire five-hour flight:

#23 And this woman, who did this with her hair:

#24 This car toting a U-Haul, which managed to take up no less than EIGHT parking spots:

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#25 The person, who decided to put this plaque up on public property:

#26 This person, who decided to use a cart retrieval as a bike rack so no one could get a cart:

#27 This guy, who I can't say I'd want to meet either.

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#28 This man, who cut a line to take photos at the top of this mountain, then took 30 minutes to take photos without letting anyone else take a turn:

#29 This guy, who at least described himself accurately...he DOES sound like a nightmare:

#30 This person, who used their phone at full brightness in a crowded movie theater:

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#31 This woman, who made a huge mess of a shoe store and bragged about it on Snapchat:

#32 This person, who blocked traffic to get in the drive-thru lane at Dunkin Donuts instead of just pulling into the parking lot and going inside:

#33 This person, who blocked the view of everyone behind her at a concert:

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#34 This rich neighbor, who got aggressive about workmen, not being able to afford to renovate their homes:

#35 This woman, who decided to post a picture of her great-grandson under a more distant family member's birth announcement:

#36 This person, who blocked a whole walkway on a hike so they could lounge in their hammock:

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#37 This person, who similarly dumped their trash in the plane aisle, not giving a crap about flight attendants:

#38 This neighbor, got mad a person kept parking in front of their building...on PUBLIC street parking: