#1
The only time the word incorrectly isn't spelled incorrectly is when its spelled incorrectly.
#2
When you drink alcohol you are just borrowing happiness from tomorrow.
#3
The sinking of the Titanic must have been a miracle to the lobsters in the kitchen.
#4
Its possible that drug cartels are comprised exclusively of undercover DEA agents who don't know about each other.
#5
Being attracted to your own flaccid penis would be the worst fetish ever.
#6
Trying to get rich by playing the lottery is like trying to commit suicide by flying on commercial airlines.
#7
''Slang is a colloquial word for colloquial word.''
#8
When someone else makes you laugh in your dream, your brain came up with that joke. Of course you think its funny.
#9
Your right elbow has never been touched by your right hand.
#10
The word Fat just looks like someone took a bite out of the first letter of the word ''Eat''.
#11
All of the planets in Star Wars have the exact same gravitational pulls.
#12
Mars is populated entirely by robots!
#13
If two people on opposite sides of the world each drop a piece of bread, the Earth briefly becomes a sandwich.
#14
What if the Egyptians didn't actually revere cats, but only jokingly did like we do on the internet?
#15
People who say, ''Don't tell me what to do'' are hypocrites.
#16
A mullet will make you a redneck and also prevent you from getting one.
#17
P*rn mags in the Harry Potter universe would be amazing.
#18
The final ''e'' in finale is the finale of finale.
#19
Its possible that AI built to defeat the Turing test fails on purpose so we don't know how smart it really is.
#20
We will never hear about the truly perfect crime.
#21
1980 is as far away as 2048.
#22
Asking someone, Where are you? is a recent thing. Before we had mobile phones, the only way we could talk to people is if we knew where they were.
#23
Everything is or isn't ice cream
