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#1 The day the Leo jokes died.
#2 Maybe you should call it the ‘Lena’…hardy har har!
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#3 You had more than enough warning that winter was coming!
#4 Pretty sure that house is just cardboard – oldest trick in the book.
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#5 You will never be able to live up to the awesome that was the power mullet.
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#6 Got any scotch tape?
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#7 The loser of last night’s street race was a bad loser.
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#8 Flying first class isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.
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#9 Innovators are never appreciated in their lifetime.
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#10 Don’t get on the bad side of the PUB team. They’ll get ya.
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#11 If a tree falls on a car and no one was there to see it, did it really happen? Yes…yes it did.
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#12 “Next time pay off your car on time or we’ll break the other leg…you know what we mean!”
#13 Jurassic Mark.
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#14 Apparently this car was doing the dirty on its cartner.
#15 Where do you think they get their meat from?
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#16 He was distracted by taco night – he wanted dos tacos.
#17 Leo took up vaping after he had to shoot his pet bear.
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#18 It’s just the man trying to keep you down.
#19 “This wedding needs more actiooooon!”
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#20 “The person who’s pitching you a movie concept obviously”.
