Spray Tan Fails That Will Give You The Giggles

By Editorial Staff in Bizarre On 3rd September 2016
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#1 What Can Brown Do For You

She went in for a quick cover up, and 3 hours later she looks like a fudge sickle.

#2 I Just Got Back From Bermuda, I Swear

No woman wants to see her man 'glowing' more than she does!

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#3 Never Go Full Oompa Loompa

"Hello Ma, you're never gonna guess what I did while on Spring Break."

#4 Is It Swampy Down There Or Is Your Tan Just Running

Rule #1 for spray tanning: Dab immediately after tanning to avoid looking like you're leaking oil. Please, please let those lines be from a really bad rain storm, or maybe because she spilled a latte on herself.

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#5 The Tears Are Real But That Tan Is Not

Never get a spray tan then watch Marley & Me. Don't cry, it'll be alright in about 6-8 weeks. In the meantime, may we recommend Covergirl?

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#6 When You Want A Color That Isn't Found Anywhere In Nature

Gather 'round folks, this diva is glowing so much that her orange and bleached sparkle is generating heat enough for everybody.

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#7 Love Knows No Color Barriers

One of these things is not like the other, not like the other...

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#8 Why Use Makeup When You Can Use Chocolate Frosting

She only asked to look like a fairytale character. She didn't specify that the witch from The Wizard Of Oz was not her preference.

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#9 If You Can't Wing A Bronze Statue Become One

The judges just love it when you show off looking similar to some half-baked, burnt to a crisp, entree that was left in the oven for too long. Next time don't forget the ears and head.

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#10 Tanned Soles

She's tanned from her head to her.. She swears she used that special lotion, but oh noes, her toes!

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#11 The Ross Gellar

I asked for one coat but they told me that five would get me the gold trophy. Liars.

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#12 The Couple That Tans Together Stays Together

The jokes on you! They're actually brother and sister, it's just the genetics.

#13 Pulling Out All The Stops For Senior Prom

Dress, check. Hair and lashes, check. Nails, check. Corsage, check. Orange tint, better check again.

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#14 Keep The Band Aid On Or No

They told her to remove everything, but that band-aid was covering something much uglier that pale skin. Ewww.