People say that there is no turning back after you get your very first spray tan. It seemingly transforms the shiniest person into a darker, orangier colored version of themselves. Tanning beds or spray on tans are a path to the dark side, literally. People can actually improve their appearance and attitude by changing their skin tone, but sometimes it's just hilarious to see people when they have colored outside the lines.
#1 What Can Brown Do For You
She went in for a quick cover up, and 3 hours later she looks like a fudge sickle.
#2 I Just Got Back From Bermuda, I Swear
No woman wants to see her man 'glowing' more than she does!
#3 Never Go Full Oompa Loompa
"Hello Ma, you're never gonna guess what I did while on Spring Break."
#4 Is It Swampy Down There Or Is Your Tan Just Running
Rule #1 for spray tanning: Dab immediately after tanning to avoid looking like you're leaking oil. Please, please let those lines be from a really bad rain storm, or maybe because she spilled a latte on herself.
#5 The Tears Are Real But That Tan Is Not
Never get a spray tan then watch Marley & Me. Don't cry, it'll be alright in about 6-8 weeks. In the meantime, may we recommend Covergirl?
#6 When You Want A Color That Isn't Found Anywhere In Nature
Gather 'round folks, this diva is glowing so much that her orange and bleached sparkle is generating heat enough for everybody.
#7 Love Knows No Color Barriers
One of these things is not like the other, not like the other...
#8 Why Use Makeup When You Can Use Chocolate Frosting
She only asked to look like a fairytale character. She didn't specify that the witch from The Wizard Of Oz was not her preference.
#9 If You Can't Wing A Bronze Statue Become One
The judges just love it when you show off looking similar to some half-baked, burnt to a crisp, entree that was left in the oven for too long. Next time don't forget the ears and head.
#10 Tanned Soles
She's tanned from her head to her.. She swears she used that special lotion, but oh noes, her toes!
#11 The Ross Gellar
I asked for one coat but they told me that five would get me the gold trophy. Liars.
#12 The Couple That Tans Together Stays Together
The jokes on you! They're actually brother and sister, it's just the genetics.
#13 Pulling Out All The Stops For Senior Prom
Dress, check. Hair and lashes, check. Nails, check. Corsage, check. Orange tint, better check again.
#14 Keep The Band Aid On Or No
They told her to remove everything, but that band-aid was covering something much uglier that pale skin. Ewww.
