Stuff Kids Say: Awkward Edition

Posted by Annie N. in Funny On 22nd July 2021
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If you've ever been around kids, you'd know they're just tiny little drunks who say and do the weirdest things. These parents share some of the darndest things their kids have said.

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Kids: Embarrassing moms since the beginning of time.

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Armpit makeup and nakedy dipping. These kids are basically Shakespeare.

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Clementine = Lemon tongue. Somebody tell the scientists!

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Is your child also an older British gentleman?

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Wish flowers are the most precious thing we've heard about today.

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Convinced that children are really just creating their own language

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That's a quick way to get Mama super worried.

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Smile bones in your skull face.

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Moments like these make you wonder if you should invest in a college fund

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Sent a whole fruit into the past

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Pinot Butter for when you want to look sophisticated while you gain weight.

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Ball trampolines and Bless you boxes need to be added to Webster's dictionary.

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Kids are just chaotic neutrals going about their day

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