Stuff Kids Say: Awkward Edition
On 22nd July 2021
If you've ever been around kids, you'd know they're just tiny little drunks who say and do the weirdest things. These parents share some of the darndest things their kids have said.
This kid for future president?
Us too kid, us too.
Kids: Embarrassing moms since the beginning of time.
Armpit makeup and nakedy dipping. These kids are basically Shakespeare.
Clementine = Lemon tongue. Somebody tell the scientists!
These kids are going places.
Is your child also an older British gentleman?
Wish flowers are the most precious thing we've heard about today.
Convinced that children are really just creating their own language
That's a quick way to get Mama super worried.
Smile bones in your skull face.
Moments like these make you wonder if you should invest in a college fund
Sent a whole fruit into the past
Pinot Butter for when you want to look sophisticated while you gain weight.
Ball trampolines and Bless you boxes need to be added to Webster's dictionary.
Kids are just chaotic neutrals going about their day
Wonder if she has a farm too