Teak A Look At This Scary Lot! These Are The Worst Fake Tan Fails Of All Time

By Shehzad in Bizarre On 10th May 2016
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#1 Before you reach for the fake tan, watch and learn from this little lot

Unfortunately that skin will probably be pasty white thanks to months spent wrapped in winter woollies.

While some can rock the pale and interesting look, others don't feel themselves unless they have a bit of colour on their arms and legs.

There's no need to start baking your skin under the sun though, these days fake tan looks just as good sometimes.

To show you what you shouldn't be aiming for we've rounded up some of the biggest fake tan fails going.

Mismatched hands and stripy shins are just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to this little lot.

#2 ‘If I stick some giant flowers in my hair maybe they won’t notice...” Sorry, didn’t work

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#3 The white of her top (and her arm) really shows off that bronzed face

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#4 If we don’t look directly at him it’s as if it’s not really happening

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#5 Totally correct, everyone definitely IS only staring at your muscles

#6 Duel-coloured crimped locks were exactly the right finishing touch for this look

There are some easy ways to ensure you don't go full-on oompa loompa when you hit the tan bottle.

It's boring but the biggest thing is to accept there are no short cuts, so skip a step and you'll be bemoaning your orange limbs quicker than you can say ‘you've been tangoed'.

Firstly, get a decent body scrub and slough away all your dead skin before you get going.

Give rough areas a particular going over as well as any bits which have harder skin, like your elbows and heels.

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#7 And the trophy for the deepest tan goes too...

#8 Well the whole point of prom pics is to be embarrassing, right?

#9 At least her teeth match her hands anyway

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#10 These two clearly go to the same salon

#11 Do you think she’s said anything?

#12 There is 100% a reason why this is just an air kiss

Don't slick on too much body lotion before you start tanning, it can interfere with the colour.

Do put a thin layer of Vaseline around your hair line and eyebrows though, as it'll stop the tan sticking and going orange.

Apply several light and thin layers, rather than one huge one. They will dry quicker and you'll get a more even result.

Those dry skin areas (elbows and knees) need a lighter touch than the rest of you, and make sure you wash your hands carefully once you're finished.

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#13 We'd be happy too if we'd managed to keep that top so pristine following THAT fake tanning sesh

#14 Even her lips are the same colour as her face

#15 OK this one just looks painful... and weird. How does this even happen?

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#16 They are literally daring us to make a joke with those glares

#17 This has to be a good few bottles of your finest mahogany tan, no?

#18 To be fair, she isn't looking exactly thrilled with her look

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#19 This one has taken some serious effort