Teen’s 6 Pregnancy Tests Are Negative, But She Says She’s Pregnant With Jesus

By Editorial Staff in Bizarre On 4th November 2016
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#1 My family, my friends, my pastors at church, they don’t believe that I’m pregnant,” she said.

Suddenly, Kanye West believing his son, Saint, was the "second coming of Christ" is no longer so bad.

A soon-to-be teen mom is convinced she's pregnant with baby Jesus, despite her family's claims she's "delusional."

"I am pregnant, and it is Jesus," 19-year-old Haley said on The Dr. Phil Show.

Of course, her mother Kristi believes she's a "compulsive liar" and is "delusional," but that hasn't stopped Haley from believing.

"The first time I heard her say that, she actually was saying it was Jesus Christ in her stomach," her mom said. "I looked at her like she had lost her mind. She was just going off into a delusional tailspin."

While Haley's claim is obviously insane, that's not the weirdest part of this story. According to her mother, all of her pregnancy tests have come back negative and she's not actually pregnant.

Still, if she self-identifies as a pregnant woman, according to all social norms of the day, no one can say she's wrong.

#2 Despite negative tests, she’s convinced it’s a spawn of Christ.

"I know it's Jesus. I don't care if my family disowns me. It really comes down to if you're a true believer in Jesus or not I don't care what the home pregnancy test or a doctor says, when I give birth to my baby, no one is going to deny him because he's my savior."

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#3 Haley said she’s taken six tests that say she’s not expecting but she said she’s nine months pregnant.

"I know my pregnancy is real. I've gained at least 22 pounds," she said.

#4 Apparently this is not the first time Haley has believed her own outrageous claims.

Her mom said Haley also believes her baby's father is Eminem and she donated a kidney to her brother when she actually didn't.

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#5 But Haley said she has felt the baby move.

"I was sleeping one night and my baby punched the bottom of my stomach and kicked me, and I can feel his head right here, right below my belly button," she said.

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#6 Haley is slated to get an ultrasound on The Dr. Phil Show to prove once and for all the truth.