Thank goodness, Instagram was not available in the '90s
By
Editorial Staff in
Funny
On 15th April 2015
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#1 You could’ve expressed your frustration with spaghetti strap stigmas.
#2 You could’ve demonstrated how delicious your Easy Bake treats were.
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#3 Your new blob of joy could’ve been shared with the world.
#4 You could’ve ruined your friendships by talking shit about the winner in Mario Kart 64.
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#5 Ogling a big-screen Leo DiCaprio could’ve made all your friends jealous.
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#6 And you could’ve shown just how poppin’ your lips really were.
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#7 Your individuality could’ve been displayed with erasers that couldn’t erase.
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#8 Galaxies could’ve existed a few inches above your bed.
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#9 You could’ve inflated your favorite chair, read Goosebumps, and had your mom take a pic — just like R.L. Stine intended.
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#10 Chicken soup wouldn’t have been just for physical ailments.
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#11 Your engagement to a boy bander could’ve been solidified via Ring Pop.
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#12 You could’ve let a ring express your current mood for you.
#13 Friday nights could’ve meant something entirely different.
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#14 Showing off your new toys could’ve opened a portal to hell that would never close.
#15 Pictures of NSYNC could’ve clogged your Instagram feed.
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#16 Your VHS collection could’ve been something to brag about.
