There's nothing worse than being insulted and not having a quippy comeback right away. It's always a good idea to have a couple of comebacks in the back of your head just in case you have to give it as good as you take it. Of course if you simply want to be mean that'll work too. Having the perfect retort to wipe that smug expression off of your enemy's face is priceless. In case you need a couple of ideas, here are some of the coolest comebacks ever. They're so hilarious, you might get a seizure. Whoever you use these on better have some ice to apply to the burnt areas.
The 11 Funniest Burns In The History Of Human Insults.
By
Editorial Staff in
Bizarre
On 9th December 2016
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If you're going to hit on someone with a sappy line, make sure they're not out of your league.
Otherwise this could happen. Even the fire department doesn't have a hose big enough to put this fire out.
If you ever needed a reason not to be friends with your Boyfriend's BFF then here's a good one.
This is one of those instances when honesty is not the best policy and it sure burn like lava.
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If you can't come up with a witty comeback to an insult right away, you might as well surrender.
Not even high speed internet or a Google search will help you in time.
Being drunk is a temporary condition, unlike other things.
Ouch! Someone call the burn unit! Looks like Bessie just got burnt real bad.
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If you're going to bash a reputable newspaper, you better make sure you're not giving them any ammo.
Some comebacks have a way of wiping the floor... or something else with you.
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If you often use memes directly or passive aggressively, prepare to change your tune.
Damn! Now you'll have to come up with a brand new strategy to piss someone off.
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The best comebacks often come in the form of a math problem.
Unfortunately, he probably got b*tch slapped by whoever was on the receiving end of this comeback.
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Sometimes the best way to get back with your ex is to break up.
But if you ask a dumb question you're bound to get a witty retort.
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Retorts are a lot like opportunities.
Sometimes they're just staring you in the face waiting for you to take advantage of them.
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Some comebacks are so easy. All they have to do is look at you and you're done.
Maybe you should try some Aloe Vera to soothe that serious burn you've just gotten.
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The worst thing about a good comeback is that it can backfire on you.
Oh, Churchill! You're such a world class comedian.
