The Bible Says The World Is Going To End On June 24, 2018

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Conspiracy theorists have claimed the world will crash and burn into oblivion within a few months. This time, however, instead of being predicted by some "psychic" on the local news, the doomsday source material is the Bible, and although the holy scripture has been studied meticulously for centuries, only now has one man, Mathieu Jean-Marc Joseph Rodrigue, discovered that the world will end on June 24, 2018.

In a passage from the Book of Revelations, our pal Mathieu reckons the line "he was given authority to act for 42 months" is key when added to the crop harvest and price.

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Before I go into details and you start canceling all your summer plans, let’s take things down a notch and revisit some of the past doomsday prophecies that never came true.

Mathieu writes,"I heard a voice in the middle of the four living beings. This is wisdom. He who has intelligence can interpret the figure of the beast. It represents the name of a man. His figure is 666."

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On working out the date, he takes the number of the beast - 666 - and adds it to his earlier calculations and when all added together comes up with 24 June, which is a Sunday, so make sure you get mortal on Saturday 23 June, because it will be your last chance. Luckily, it didn't happen in November when conspiracy theorists said the mysterious planet of Nibiru was going to destroy the Earth.

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It was previously predicted to occur on September 23 and then in October, thanks to the hearsay of a Christian numerologist. However, a leading NASA scientist has said the planet cannot exist. If it did, its gravitational forces would have already rid Earth of its moon. Now, punters reckon the apocalypse has been rescheduled till June this year instead.

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How about the Mayan calendar? Back in 2012, when everyone discovered that the Mayan’s ended their calendar in that year, we all just assumed it meant times up. Literally. Mathieu hasn't got any insider details on how we all die, but it could involve a certain secretive-definitely-not-made-up planet called Nibiru, which was believed by some to be on an apocalyptic collision course with Earth.

You’d think NASA would have seen it coming, right? In fact, a top NASA Scientist has already declared that it would be impossible for Nibiru to exist. If it did, the planet’s gravitational forces would have already taken out the moon. NASA has strictly ruled out a planet Nibiru.

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In a statement, the space agency said,"The planet in question, Nibiru, doesn't exist, so there will be no collision. The story of Nibiru has been around for years.. and is periodically recycled into new apocalyptic fables. Nibiru and other stories about wayward planets are an internet hoax. There is no factual basis for these claims. If Nibiru or Planet X were real and headed for an encounter with the Earth... astronomers would have been tracking it for at least the past decade, and it would be visible by now to the naked eye. Obviously, it does not exist."

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So we have to take this end of days shout with a pinch of salt, to say the absolute very least. And even if it's not a planet smashing into the Earth, you can take your pick of alternate endings to how we all die: giant asteroid, AI robot invasion or escalating nuclear war between... well there's loads. Or maybe even a zombie takeover.