The Funniest Redneck Glamour Shots Ever!

By Editorial Staff in Funny On 30th August 2015

#1 You might be a redneck if when you leave your house, you are followed by federal agents of the Beurau of Alcohol Tobbaco and Firearms, and the only thing you worry about is if you can loose them or not.

#2 You might be a redneck if.. You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't.

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#4 You might be a redneck if.. Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath."

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#5 You might be a redneck if you have the local taxidermist's number on speed dial.

#6 You might be a redneck if.. You think "taking out the trash" means taking your in-laws to a movie.

#8 You might be a redneck if you think that safe sex is a padded headboard on the waterbed.

#9 You might be a redneck if...Your blood alcohol content has ever exceeded your I.Q.

#10 You might be a redneck if.. Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos".

#11 You might be a redneck if.. Your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mudflaps.

#12 You might be a redneck if.. You own more than 3 shirts with cut off sleeves.

#13 You might be a redneck if.. Your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.

#14 You might be a redneck if.. Your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.

#15 You might be a redneck if your daughter's Sweet 16 is sponsored by Budweiser.

#16 You might be a redneck if.. You have more than two brothers named Bubba or Junior.

#17 You might be a redneck if.. There is a stuffed possum anywhere in your house.

#18 You might be a redneck if you think the last words to the Star Spangled Banner are: "Play Ball"

#19 You might be a redneck if you own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't.

#20 You might be a redneck if.. Your idea of talking during sex is "Ain't no cars coming, baby!"

#21 You might be a redneck if.. You view the next family reunion as a chance to meet girls.