It's tough being out in the dating scene these days. First dates are always a little strange, and blind dates are even worse.
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#1 I just killed your cat, but are we still going to dinner? She'll never forget this date.
#2 Too bad you're a breast man, you should have kept your eyes on the road.
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#3 Sounds like she had a case of hot flashes. At least she had some fun before the flames took over.
#4 We all now that ladies never fart, so this must have been totally gross. Maybe she should have trusted her first instinct.
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#5 Better call the cops and get a restraining order.. this is how stalkers start out.
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#6 Glad it worked out for you, but your real date got stuck with a loser. Thanks a lot usafchambers!
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#7 She wasn't crying over the blouse, she was crying because her friend never called to tell her that her cat had died so she could make an exit.
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#8 Chances are she did something you will never know about to your food. Loser.
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#9 It was over after a year because it was too much when you let your armpit hair grow out and braided it.
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#10 Same old, old story. You were supposed to be on a deserted road, not her driveway. Idiot.
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#11 Wow.. Think of what would have happened if you had tried the nuts.
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#12 Blame it on the dog.
#13 Hey, at least she wasn't on Tinder scrolling while you were on your date. Suck it up buttercup. She's just not feeling it.
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#14 And to this day, shagnarok has never felt the comfort of a tender hug... A sad ending.
