The Most Ridiculous Crimes Ever Committed

#1 Bombs Away

If you've ever had one of those days when you'd rather just lay in bed and watch TV instead of going into work, then you can probably relate to this guy...or not. He didn't want to go to work, and had no more sick days left or time off, so he did what any reasonable person would do.

#2 You're Really Sick

This guy got a really stupid friend to call in a bomb threat to his office so he could have the day off. Because in the times of ISIS heightened threats of national security and all out crazy people, this guy actually thought he could get away with calling in a bomb threat. As if Homeland Security wasn't going to be all up in that! The two men both received 8 years in jail.

#3 Wet Willy

A wet willy is a children's prank where you suck your finger and get it really sloppy then stick it in the ear of another kid. A homeless man was arrested for giving a kid a wet willy when the boy was with his mother at a shopping center in Connecticut. The creepy dude just walked up to the kid he had never seen before and stuck his wet finger in the kids ear. He fled the scene but police found him down the street just moments later. Maybe he figured that going to jail was better than being homeless?

#4 Fast Food

He was really hungry. In London, police stopped a man who was driving 129 miles per hour. Now speeding is bad enough, and 129 mph is ridiculous, but it's the reason for his speeding that takes the cake. He had gone through a drive-thru and didn't want his McDonalds fries to get cold. Nobody likes cold, soggy fries, but that's crazy! He lost his license and had a butt load of other fines.

#5 Ghostly Ganders

This guy thought he was pulling off a funny prank but instead it turned out to be a crime that made headlines. A man from Portsmouth was promptly arrested after pretending to be a ghost at a cemetery. That's not so bad, but he shouted "BOO!" at bereaved mourners attending a funeral. It was later revealed that the man had been drinking heavily before he found his way to the cemetery. Part of his charges included driving under the influence.

#6 The Getaway

An 18-year-old girl in Boston was arrested for her part in a bank robbery. Police were able to track her down by the license plate number on the getaway car. That car belonged to her father. The problem was, he was driving the car and was an unknowing accomplice in the burglary. His daughter asked him to drive her to the bank for a job interview and he obliged. He waited for her to come out and she told him she got the job and showed dear old dad a stack of fifty dollar bills. She told him it was an advance, and he believed her.

#7 I'm A Cop

A man impersonating an undercover police officer signaled for the car in front of him to pull over. It's not known what his intentions were, but it's believed he was going to rob the guy or bribe him to get away without a fine. But as fate would have it, the guy he pulled over was an actual undercover cop! Nobody ws harmed when a scuffle ensued but the fake cop was charged with several counts including impersonating an officer.

#8 Fighting For Your Honor

Attacking your creepy neighbor isn't unheard of, especially when there's been a long-standing feud going on. This neighbors actions weren't so weird.It was his choice of weapon that was bizarre. When his wife spotted the neighbor using her trashcan, she asked him to stop doing it. The man flipped his lid and went off on the woman, and her husband came to the rescue. He was dressed as a Klingon complete with a sword to defend his woman's honor. Another neighbor called the police before the two could actually go fist to sword or before he could get out his phaser.

#9 Fart Face

You think he'd known better because the law is the law and this law officer committed a crime so heinous that it came from his anus. Seriously, a cop in Travis County was arrested with assault for farting in another officer's face.

#10 Heinous Anus

The cop is accused of slapping his colleague in the face with a newspaper and then turning around and farting right in his face. How gross. But, of all the professions to perform such an act it's not surprising it was the police department. For the receiver of the sloppy brown kiss, the mark of the heinous anus will haunt him forever.

#11 Really fried

A man in Australia was stopped by police and promptly arrested for using a frying pan as a steering wheel in his car. He wasn't even fried! Apparently, his steering wheel had fallen off and being the genius DIY man that he is, he replaced it with a metal frying pan. The 32-year-old was arrested on several traffic charges and even denied bail. This just goes to show how much the system fears a creative genius.

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