The Most Terrifying Injuries Men Suffered “Down There”

By Editorial Staff in Bizarre On 7th December 2016

Whether it be big or small, the point is, everyone will get hurt one way or another eventually. Sometimes it's funny to watch people fall or get hurt, even if they hit their crotch on the handlebars of a bike. But when it involves a man’s jewels, that's a different story. The one’s that leave a man with a mutilated or amputated pecker altogether or the kinds that result in a man being unable to conceive any children, Or get intimate at all for that matter? Those kinds of accidents that nightmares are made of.

#1 Johnny Knoxville vs. Motorcycle

Most people grow up before they hit their early 20's, but for some, life is just a series of reckless and ball-busting challenges. These people stay reckless until the day they die, or until they're so old and frail that they can't even use the toilet without a bedpan. You may have heard Johnny Knoxville's name or seen him on MTV's Jackass, a stupid show that features a group of adults performing childish gags to entertain one another and their childish audiences. One of Johnny's stunts involved him riding a motorcycle and doing a backflip. Unfortunately, he fell from the bike mid-air and after landing on the ground he was hit directly in the groin by his own bike. The impact was so intense that it snapped off the bikes handle bars. Johnny claims it's "like a dog's chew-toy down there". Many women find him sexy, but he may have ruined his chances of keeping anyone happy in the bedroom.

#2 Escalator Tear

A young boy in Malaysia was shopping with his father in a mall and he wasn't thrilled with his father's slow pace, so he let go of his hand and ran ahead to the toy store on the third level. His father watched as the boy raced towards the escalator. His eyes drifted and a few seconds later he heard a scream. His son's pants got caught on the escalator and were soon bearing down on his small member. Another rider pushed the emergency stop of the escalator and the boy was freed. He was quickly rushed to the hospital where he was treated for tears on the front and back of his member's foreskin. Thanks to the pedestrian's quick thinking, the boy can still pee normally but his manhood has not grown to its natural size since the accident. OMG!

#3 The Bobbitt Family

One of the most publicized incidents ever, the story made headlines because Lorena Bobbit chopped off her husband John's penis and tossed it out the car window while driving herself to the police station to turn herself in. Tired of his cheating and selfish ways, she took matters into her own hands and got revenge on John while he was passed out drunk. After years of legal battles (and the successful surgical reattachment of his member), Lorena was found not guilty due to insanity and sent to a hospital to be evaluated. John got into adult films, then later moved to Las Vegas and has held numerous jobs. His penis has not worked adequately since the 1993 incident.

#4 I Wed Thee Manhood

Never trust your goofy friend's advice. A man put his wedding ring on his penis with the recommendation from his friends that it was more erotic. So of course, he went with it because like any man, he was very sensual and worried about being erotic. After going at it for a few minutes, the ring got stuck. His penis had begun to swell up and was turning bright blue and starting to hurt. He went to the hospital where it was operated on immediately. It took three different attempts to finally get the ring off, the winning method being aspiration (where multiple tiny stabs are made on the penis to release blood, ouch). He recovered pretty well but chances are he won't try any of his friend's sexual secrets any longer.

#5 Charred In The Tatum

He's been one of the Sexiest men Alive a few times and starred in several popular films. Women adore his sexy manly appeal. While filming a very chilly scene in The Eagle, Channing Tatum was continually being doused with warm water to keep his temperature up. It was routine for one crew member to run back and forth up a hill to get boiling water, then reduce the heat at the bottom of the hill before pouring it on Channing. After 13 hours of doing this, the crew member doing the pouring forgot to reduce the heat and poured HOY, scalding water right on Tatum's scrotum! It continued to burn for 30 minutes and caused some of his skin to melt off. Lucky for him, his member fully healed and he was able to have fun after only a week.

#6 A True Spiderman Origin Story

Spider bites can cause damage no matter where they are located, but imagine getting bitten on your penis! A young, 21-year-old Australian man has become the victim of a Redback spider bite, which is known to cause nausea, swelling, and a severe rash. Untreated, the bite can turn deadly. The man got treated for his bite and then as luck would have it, it happened again! This time he was sitting on a work port-a-potty when a different Redback nipped him in the same spot. He claims the experience was a lot more severe the second time. Hopefully, there won't be an even worse third time. He was damaged for a while but we have no word on the long-term effects.

#7 Have A Coke And A Smile

Some people can juggle using drugs recreationally and still maintain a balanced lifestyle, for others, being an addict is serious business. An unknown New York man decided to take his use of cocaine to the next level. He believed that by inserting the drug into his manhood, it would give him a superhuman experience, which is actually something that many people have done over the years. He got an instant erection, but it wouldn't go down. Like ever. It was worse than a side effect of Viagra. Instead, his blood continued to clot until he got an infection which lead to gangrene. In order to survive, he had to have nine fingers removed, both legs amputated and his penis taken off. Although it's speculated that it fell off before they could attempt to remove it. Yikes!

#8 Bad Sportsmanship

Sports injuries are certainly not uncommon and there have even been several deaths related to various sports. Of course, not all serious sports injuries lead to death. Some athletes survive even though they suffered remarkable pain. Haydn Peacock, a famous rugby player, is one of those people. While in a match, Haydn was about to make a half-break when the opposing team's center reached out in a last attempt to stop him but caught Haydn by his manhood. The photo of the "catch" made national headlines, but Peacock had no clue what damage was actually done to him because he as pumped full of adrenaline. He later discovered that the majority of his penis was torn off, and it took 11 stitches to close him up. Luckily he can still play rugby.

#9 Here Fishy Fishy!

We love looking at beautiful fish and even catching tasty fish for dinner. But beware of one called the Candiru. It isn't really spoken of but is almost as scary as a shark. It's described as a toothpick fish because of its size. They're freshwater fish that swim in the Amazon River. If you dare to swim in the water with these guys, be warned, they see your urethra as a fish's breathing gills. Without even realizing it, one of these guys could swim up your man part and stay there. Opening it's umbrella-like spine so that it locks itself in place, then feast on your blood. It's an excruciatingly painful feeling, but imagine how much worse it is to get it removed?

#10 When A Dog Bites Back

Not only disgusting, it may be illegal in most areas. Blake Warren had a hankering about a stray dog in his neighborhood. One day, he lured the pit bull into his backyard with some packaged meat. While the dog was distracted, Blake took out his member and assaulted the animal. The dog was NOT happy about the sexual advances and spun around quickly and bit off the mans penis. He was taken to the hospital and, after hours of operation, it was concluded that his member could not be saved. Blake was known for having mental health issues prior to the accident. He now survives with a catheter for urination. Karma is a bitch, and it's a pit bull!

#11 When Rats Attack

This story is just unbelievable in more ways than one. Rats are gross. They'll eat anything because they are scavengers. A 53-year-old man in India went to the hospital after suffering from a horrible case of pneumonia. By the time his family came to visit him, the man was practically dead and drenched in his own blood. Of course, they were devastated, to say the least, but not as much as they were when they found out how he died. Apparently prior to their visit, the man's member was eaten by rats! He must've been so sick that he couldn't stop it from happening. By the time his family had found him, he was withering in pain.

#12 Switched After Birth

It's completely possible nowadays for someone to change sexes. Some know from a very young age that they were born in the wrong body. It's not unheard of and it's not crazy. It happens. An interesting case occurred in 1965 when a 6-month-old named Bruce had to have surgery on his little man because he was born with phimosis (un-retractable foreskin). However, his surgery was botched by an inexperienced doctor and his member was burned beyond repair. A psychologist recommended his parents reassign Bruce into a female right away, if they wanted him to ever achieve any sort of sexual maturation. They agreed and Bruce became Brenda, though all through life she felt like she was in the wrong body. At age 15, her parents explained the truth to her and she began living a life as 'David'. He underwent sexual reassignment surgery to become a man again and later married a woman and became the father to her children. But of course, he will never be able to have children of his own.

#13 Job Perks & Setbacks

A secretary went above and beyond her duties when she decided to have some fun with her boss in the company's parking lot (because she wanted a closer parking space, obviously). Everything was going fine until a delivery truck accidentally hit their vehicle. The sudden impact threw the secretary back, but the shock caused her to bite down on what she had in her mouth. So in a matter of seconds, her boss' man part was suddenly ripped away and on the other side of the vehicle. It's presumed she didn't get a promotion after that (or a better parking space).

#14 What’s Up, Doc?

Imagine going into a planned surgery to correct a testicular malformation. Only to wake up and find your penis out of place and dismembered, your arm bandaged and a penis-looking-thing-but-not-quite where it once was. Well, this happened to a 36-year-old man over a decade ago. Nelu was lying on the operating table, completely out of it, when his surgeon Naum was operating on his member. He accidentally sliced a channel that he shouldn't have and completely lost his mind. With the nursing staff shocked and unable to move, Naum went on to chop off the man's member, slice it into three pieces (it's speculated that he continued to cut until the penis was no longer recognizable), then stormed out of the room. A different surgeon came in and built a penis forNelu out of his ARM! He now has half an arm and no penis. Naum was ordered to pay damages to the hospital and victim and had his medical license suspended.

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