The Pettiest Reasons People Leave Or Won't Date You

#1 "A person who uses speaker phone in a room filled with people"

That's pretty damn rude alright. Nobody cares about your phone conversation dude. Take it outside.

#2 "Chews with their mouth open."

This one is pretty nasty but it shouldn't be an immediate deal breaker. You can help someone learn to chew with their mouth closed.

#3 This one is pretty long.

"I broke up with a guy because he ate all of my corn dogs. I was working a 12 hour shift (he refused to get a job), and all through my shift I was just excited that I could go home and eat a corn dog. That mf and his friends ate all 24 corn dogs within the 12 hours while I was working. They had previously done this with my Digornio's and lunch meat, but this was on another level. Don't mess with my corn dogs."

You heard her! Don't eat her fucking corn dogs. That jerk deserves to be perma-single.

#4 "Overly active on social media"

Put down the phone, step away from the Facebook, log out of the Twitter. If you spend more time in the cyber world than you do in the real world you might end up alone.

#5 "He once came with his eyes open and crossed. Just really freaked me out. I could never get the picture of his face out of my mind after that."

I don't think I even have to say anything about this one.

#6 "They can't fix their your and you're typo."

Now this one is just being a little too anal. Nearly everyone does this at some point or another.

#7 "If she idolizes the Joker & Harley Quinn's relationship."

This one is pretty annoying but it's not necessarily a deal breaker. You know you want someone to call you 'Puddin.'

#8 "If they're into conspiracies. I don't want to hear your shit about the moon being fake."

If you're likely to walk around wearing a tin-foil hat while screaming about the aliens that abducted you when you were 16 then you will have a hard time finding a date.

#9 "when she said "I don't do computers"."

In this day and age who doesn't do computers? You will probably avoid a huge headache by passing on this one.

#10 "Who's your favorite artist?" "Pitbull."

Now, this is a choice I can get behind. If you like Pitbull, you are obviously a terrible person with horrible tastes. Enjoy your aloneness on lonely island.

#11 "He had bad breath."

This one isn't petty at all. If you have bad breath, there is a good chance you have poor hygiene as well. Might as well just dodge that bullet while you have the chance.

#12 "Having the same name as my mother."

I can see how that might be a little weird but you never know, they could have two entirely different personalities. You will lose out on awesome potential relationships with this policy.

#13 "The pick up line, 'you look like fun.' "

Okay, that's actually not that petty. Anybody who uses that pickup line deserves to be alone.