The Raunchiest Thing You'll Do In Bed, According To Your Zodiac Sign

#1 Aries: Sadist games of Horse-y.

You like to horse around and I don't mean acting like juveniles — I mean pony play. You'll dress up as a horse (complete with a bit, saddle, and hoof gloves) and have your owner ride you or just lead you around. You neigh and whinny just like any other horse and you enjoy eating apples and carrots. This fetish has elements of BDSM especially as far as the equipment — restraints, gags and also submission and dominance.

#2 Taurus: Shit play.

You love to feel connected and once you find your partner you are all in for trying new things. You love experimenting and believe you should try everything once including ice cubes and edible underwear. Your desire would be having a romantic dinner where you’re so turned on you leave early to go home and have sex on the kitchen table.

#3 Gemini: Gadgets and gizmos a’plenty.

You're all about the dirty talk — speaking it and hearing it. You love to eavesdrop on other people having sex and you also enjoy saying very dirty and shocking things to your partner. You could work as a sex operator, no problem. I don't know if porn movie dubbing is a thing, but if it is you'd be incredible at it. Sounds and naughty words get you off easily and your ability to go from talking about ideas to talking about what your vagina feels like is amazing.

#4 Cancer: Incestuous role-play.

The closer you are to your partner the better the sex is with you. You are a huge lover of foreplay, you might even like it more sex itself. You like getting dressed up and role-playing, but not the typical role-play you like things kinkier, you’d want the patient to operate on the doctor or the drunk girl to arrest the cop.

#5 Leo: Making porn.

Webcam performing was made for you. You get to be front and center and have all eyes on you while you touch yourself and masturbate. There is nothing more exciting for you. Amateur porn is fun too, but then you have to share the spotlight, which makes it less enjoyable.

#6 Virgo: Sexual punishment.

You want to discipline people like a dominate in a master/submissive relationship. Everyone comes to you in every day life for things and you’re sick of everyone needing you. You want to take your frustrations out in the bedroom by punishing your partner in ways that will drive them crazy. You think of yourself as a servant in bed always catering to your partner, pleasing them first. You desire control and being wanted to increase your confidence.

#7 Libra: Four course foreplay.

You're more about variety than anything really extreme. You're okay with multiple partners, dressing up, and accepting other people's fetishes, but you don't get that freaky. You have a healthy sexual appetite but you don't like conflict, you don't enjoy pain, and you don't want to expend any extra energy cleaning up a mess.

#8 Scorpio: DANGER: High-voltage!

You want to be in control and you’re not afraid to show that, even if it’s the first time you’re having sex with the person. You want to hand cuff and tie your partner up. You want them to want you and you want to be in control. You love feeling powerful. You desire having your partner tell you their bedroom fantasy so you can please them while making it come to life.

#9 Sagittarius: Excess partners.

You want to have fun in bed and laugh, so you're into things like tickle play and dressing as a clown. You don't care if it gets messy with a pie in the face; you want sex to not only get you off but make you laugh until you cry.

#10 Capricorn: Simulated sadism.

In life you love to be in control of everything, which is why in bed all you want is to be dominated. You want someone else to take complete control over your body, you want them to handcuff your hands to the headboard and do all the work while there is nothing you can do but lay there helpless.

#11 Aquarius: Experimental eroticism.

You'll try anything that's new and different, from erotic electrostimulation to any new sex toy, gadget, or device. If it doesn't keep your interest, you're on to the next and if you get bored by that, you'll just invent your own. Inventiveness plus sexual curiosity can lead to some fantastic inventions.

#12 Pisces: Prostitution — real or fake.

You are deeply sensitive and your love language is probably touch. You are all about the feelings and emotions you experience through your body. You want something where your body can experience an abundance of different stimulations. Something like sex in a pool of jelly after wrestling in it would absolutely turn you on. You need change because consistency bores you so try sex in the bath tub or paint each others bodies and rub all up on each other. Keep it dirty and fresh.

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