The World’s Most Bizarre Beverages

By Editorial Staff in Food On 5th January 2016
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#1 Yogurito

The Japanese strike again! Alternately described as "sparkling yogurt wine" and "alcoholic yogurt," Yogurito is a creamy 16% alcoholic beverage that's produced in Holland and distributed in Japan.

Promoted as a great mixer with fruit juices and ginger ale, Yogurito comes in several different flavors and is described on the Suntory website as a Yogurt Liqueur.

#2 Seagull Wine

There's no big secret to this one stuff a seagull in a bottle, add water, leave in the sun until fermented, and drink. Or don't. On second thought just don't.

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#3 Deer Penis Wine

Chinese athletes have long used animal parts to improve their performance. In the 1990s, Chinese track coach Ma Junren credited a series of world records by unknown runners in part to a cocktail of turtle blood and caterpillar fungus (though to be fair, illicit testosterone use was suspected).

But for the ultimate in sports medicine, some folks swear by deer penis wine, which despiteor, perhaps, because ofits alleged powers of healing, was banned from the 2008 Beijing Olympic games. Many traditional Chinese remedies, including those made with animal penises, contain herbal ephedrine, considered by numerous sports federations to be a performance-enhancing substance.

Potions containing deer penises are also believed to enhance another type of performance, namely, "male sexual power." They supposedly do so by increasing blood flow and the flow of qi, the fundamental life force in traditional Chinese medicine.

One particularly potent variation, known as "three penis wine," is made with the sex organs of dogs and seals, as well as deer. According to a team from National Geographic, three penis wine tastes "creamier" than wine made from mice, a concoction also popular in Asia as a cure-all for everything from liver disease to asthma. In the Korean version, 1015 baby mice are drowned in rice wine and left to ferment for 12 years. After drinking the wine, which reportedly tastes "gasoline-like," one is supposed to eat the mice.

#4 Peruvian Frog Juice

Lake Titicaca in Peru, the highest navigable lake in the world, is home to Telmatobius coleus, the main ingredient in rana y maca ("frog juice"), also known as "Peruvian Viagra."

Rana y maca is made by taking a live frog from an aquarium and banging it against a counter until it is dead or unconscious (reports on this point vary). Two incisions are then made in the belly of the frog, which is skinned as if husking corn. The frog is liquefied in a blender with hot bean broth, honey, aloe vera, and maca (an Andean root also believed to boost stamina and sex drive). Once strained, the result is a starchy, milkshake-like liquid that stings the throat.

Unfortunately, the fad consumption of "Peruvian Viagra" has led to the endangerment of Telmatobius coleus, which according to the US Fish and Wildlife Service, threatens Lake Titicaca's entire ecosystem. To help ensure the frogs' survival, the agency in 2010 earmarked a $25,000 grant for its Wildlife Without Borders program, to be used for a social marketing campaign to change local attitudes and habits.

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#5 Bird’s Nest Drink

Rather than building a nest out of twigs, certain species of swiftlets regurgitate long strands of sticky saliva onto a wall. The saliva hardens into a cement-hard woven cup, prized as a delicacy in China for purported health benefits including a stronger liver, an enhanced immune system and softer skin.

After washing to remove feathers and droppings, the nest resembles a sponge made of thin, white strips. An ordinary nest sells for about $500 per catty, a Chinese unit of weight amounting to just over a pound. Rarer are "blood nests," so-called because of a reddish tinge derived from blood in the birds' saliva, which cost as much as $1,300 a catty.

To make the benefits of bird's nests more affordable for the average consumer, some companies sell it in beverage form, which supposedly has a slightly mineral and sugary, floral flavor. The texture, however, is said to be gelatinous and lumpy, with tiny bits of bird's nest floating around inside.

Pollution and human encroachment, however, are eroding the cliffs where the swiftlets live, causing rising prices and leading some "harvesters" to grab nests as soon as they are built, or while they still have eggs inside them

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#6 Rainbow Beer

Japan's Abashiri Brewery is best known for its line of brightly colored beers that includes blue Ryuhyo Draft, red Hamanasu Draft, green Shiretoko Draft and pink/purple Jyaga Draft.

The concept for the line revolves around the four seasons in Hokkaido, Japan's northernmost island, where Abashiri is headquartered. Hokkaido lies on the Okhotsk Sea, an icy arm of the North Pacific Ocean located between Japan and Russia.

The wintery Ryuhyo ("drift ice") Draft is brewed with water from the melted icebergs which annually float past Hokkaido's northern beaches. Its bright blue hue comes from seaweed extract, as does the spring-inspired green Shiretoko Draft, which uses fermented seaweed.

Hamanasu Draft's ruby tinge comes from the hamanasu fruit ("shore pear") and represents the wildflowers that bloom along the sea in summertime, while the Jyaga Draft, made with purple potatoes, represents the fall harvest.

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#7 Pulque

An ancient beverage of Aztec origin, pulque is a white, viscous, slightly fizzy fermented spirit made from the sap of the maguey, a cactus native to Mexico. Tequila, that other famous Mexican liquor, is also made from the sweet juice of the cactus, but it's distilled rather than fermented to reach its alcoholic state.

Though it came to be known as the moonshine of poor country folk, pulque has enjoyed popularity for more than 400 years, and according to some bar owners in Mexico City, the eccentric drink is making a comeback with the young and hip.

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#8 Placenta 10000 And Placenta-Pro

For the female consumer seriously concerned with aging, nothing beats products based on placentophagy, the practice of ingesting a baby's placenta after giving birth. The placentaa temporary uterine organ that supplies oxygen and nutrients to the growing baby via the umbilical cordcontains high levels of iron, vitamin B-12, and hormones. Eating it is said to increase a new mother's energy and breast milk production, while decreasing postpartum depression and bleeding, and making her look younger, to boot.

But what if you want the benefits of the placenta without all the fuss of giving birth? Enter Nihon Sofuken's Placenta 10000, a sippable, peach-flavored jelly made from the placental extract of pigs. Never mind that the benefits of placentophagy haven't been scientifically proven. Plenty of companies still sell placenta as a youth-enhancing ingredient, in everything from chips and tablets to drinks and smoothies.

And if porcine placenta doesn't sound strong enough for you, there's always Placenta-pro, made from the placental extract of horses.

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#9 BustUp Drink

Even more extravagant claims are made by Kinohimitsu J'pan BustUp Drink, which purports to enlarge breasts without surgical methods or medication. Ads for the product claim that it remedies small, dull, sagging and shrunken breasts caused by deficient growth, aging, menopause, childbirth and breast-feeding.

BustUp's active ingredient is the root of Pueraria mirifica (also known as Kwao Krua Kao), a tuberous plant containing phytoestrogens that has been used for over 50 years in Thailand as a folk remedy for menopause-related hot flashes and night sweats. Manufacturers of Pueraria mirifica products promote the herb as a miracle cure that can do everything from preventing breast cancer to tightening one's vagina.

BustUp also contains water, fructose and concentrated fruit juices (green papaya, apple and peach), vitamin C, beta-carotene, royal jelly honey, and collagen from fish. Now if they could just find a way to work in some euphoria-inducing roots.

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#10 Liquid Smoking

A beverage that seems to have fizzled out rather quickly is "Liquid Smoking," which its Dutch manufacturer, United Drinks and Beauty Corporation, claimed would take the edge off of nicotine cravings for between one and four hours. The drink, allegedly popular in the Netherlands, was launched in the United Kingdom in 2008 as way to help smokers beat that nation's recently enacted ban on public smoking.

United Drinks' CEO Martin Hartman is reported to have said that the product contained no nicotine, but got its craving-fighting effects from a mix of South African plant roots, which gave "a slight energizing effect, followed by a euphoric sense of calming and relaxation."

Despite these claims and a scant 21 calories per 275 ml can, Liquid Smoking came in for immediate criticismnot least because of the can, which resembled a pack of Marlboro cigarettes.

Both Liquid Smoking and United Drinks and Beauty are no more. The link for United Drinks' Dutch website is defunct, and even its CEO Martin Hartman seems to have gone up in smoke.

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#11 Cow Water

India's leading Hindu cultural group developed gau jal ("cow water") as a "healthy" alternative to soft drinks. Hindus have long worshiped cows for their life-sustaining dairy products, but Ayurvedic tradition also holds that bovine urine and feces can be used to cure ailments ranging from liver complaints to diabetes and cancer.

The good folks in the Cow Protection Department of the Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh said they hoped the group's new soft drink would give a wider market the chance to enjoy the health-giving properties of cow piss, in a form they promised would not smell or taste like urine.

Although gau jal has yet to appear in US supermarkets, it has found a niche market in Italy, where it is sold as "acqua di vacca."

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#12 Panda Dung Tea

A Chinese entrepreneur is hoping pandas will do for tea what the civet did for coffee. An Yanshi, a calligraphy professor at Sichuan University, has patented a way to grow green tea in the poop of pandas. Sichuan is home to the Ya'an Bifengxia panda base, which houses 80 captive pandas.

An markets his creation under the name Panda Ecological Tea, which is divided into three grades and sold in a limited edition of 21 50-gram (1.7oz) packages. The highest grade was offered for 440,000 yuan (US$72,000) per kilogram, 10 times the cost of a rare 1960s box of Wu-Yi narcissus oolong tea from Hong Kong.

At the presentation of his new tea, An, dressed in a panda suit, said that pandas absorb less than 30 percent of the nutrition from their food (bamboo), and that the remaining 70% of the nutrients is passed out in their feces, making his panda poo tea both nutritious and delicious.

#13 Horse Semen Shots

Steven Drummond, co-owner of the Green Man Pub, in Wellington, was looking for a new drink as the entry for the nationwide 14th annual Monteith's Beer & Wild Food Challenge, when he realized the sperm harvested from a nearby Christchurch stallion farm would make a fine choice. Add some apple flavor and voila, you have the most disgusting shot ever served in a bar. And the weirdest thing is people actually pay big money to try it. If someone paid you to drink horse semen, I'd (kind of) understand, but when you're the one paying $20 for a shot of the stuff, you have a problem.

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#14 Human Toe Shot

I debated adding this one to the list, but the zaniness and nastiness of the whole thing just forced my hand.

Choose a drink, any drink, and for $5 CAD extra the bartender at this establishment will add one severed toe to your drink. Yes, that's right, I said severed toe. A severed human toe will be added to your drink.

They keep said toes stored in salt when they aren't being used to garnish drinks. In order to gain acceptance into the Sourtoe Cocktail Club, you must drink your drink, and your lips must touch the toe.

#15 Hirezake

I've seen this described as both a dish you can eat and a shot you can drink. It's made by taking the extremely poisonous puffer fish/fugu/blowfish fin, crisping it, and placing it in hot sake.

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#16 Snake Wine

Popular in South East Asia and China these drinks are said to have a number of healing benefits as well as protecting the imbiber against evil spirits. Often found unopened in a kitchen cabinet 3 years after coming home/being gifted by a misguided traveler friend.

#17 Ramune Sodas

Leave it to the Japanese to turn Asian specialties into soda. Ramune produces its bubbly beverages in wasabi, kimchi, curry and teriyaki flavors, as well as less spicybut no less unusualflavors such as bubble gum, white champagne, lychee, blueberry and banana.

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The word "ramune" itself is a Japanese adaptation of "lemonade." And even better than the wild flavors is the so-called "Codd Stopper" bottle the soda comes in, which uses a glass marble and plastic ring instead of a cap, as shown in this hilarious commercial from Asian Food Grocer.

The Codd Stopper takes its name from its inventor, Hiram Codd, a 19th century Englishman who developed it as a technique for bottling carbonated lemonade. A marble is inserted into the neck of the bottle and held in place with a rubber stopper (or these days, with a plastic ring). The pressure from the carbonation forces the marble against the ring to form an airtight seal.

To open a bottle of Ramune, you punch out the center of the plastic cap with your thumb, and use it as a plunger to force the ball into the bottle. People have come up with all sorts of ingenious ways to get the marble out without breaking the bottle. And while we don't recommend you try these dangerous techniques, you can certainly enjoy watching other people get the marble out by melting the plastic ring, or having at it with a knife and hammer.

Pollution and human encroachment, however, are eroding the cliffs where the swiftlets live, causing rising prices and leading some "harvesters" to grab nests as soon as they are built, or while they still have eggs inside them.

But, heywho wouldn't drink a little slimy, lumpy endangered bird vomit for smoother, healthier skin?

1Placenta 10000 And Placenta-Pro

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For the female consumer seriously concerned with aging, nothing beats products based on placentophagy, the practice of ingesting a baby's placenta after giving birth. The placentaa temporary uterine organ that supplies oxygen and nutrients to the growing baby via the umbilical cordcontains high levels of iron, vitamin B-12, and hormones. Eating it is said to increase a new mother's energy and breast milk production, while decreasing postpartum depression and bleeding, and making her look younger, to boot.

But what if you want the benefits of the placenta without all the fuss of giving birth? Enter Nihon Sofuken's Placenta 10000, a sippable, peach-flavored jelly made from the placental extract of pigs. Never mind that the benefits of placentophagy haven't been scientifically proven. Plenty of companies still sell placenta as a youth-enhancing ingredient, in everything from chips and tablets to drinks and smoothies.

And if porcine placenta doesn't sound strong enough for you, there's always Placenta-pro, made from the placental extract of horses. Hi ho, Silver oy veh!

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#18 Agwa de Bolivia

While cocaine is still illegal, the coca leaf is fair game once the cocaine alkaloid has been removed.

Awga de Bolivia is a premium herbal liqueur made from Bolivian coca leaves and an infusion of 36 herbs & botanicals. This unique drink contains 40 grams of Bolivian coca leaf per litre and an exclusive blend of botanicals that include Amazonian Guarana, Argentinian Black mountain Tea and Korean Ginseng. It has distinctive, complex bitter-sweet taste, a result of the maceration and distillation of many powerful flavours.

#19 Kvass

A mildly alcoholic beer made from fermented rye or black bread, kvass is a popular home-brewed tradition in Russia that is also commercially produced in bigger towns and cities.

The fermentation process involves pouring boiling water over dried bread, adding yeast, sugar or molasses, and a little flour, and allowing the mixture to stand for 12 hours in a warm place. The resulting brew is then strained and poured into bottles and often dried fruit, like a raisin or two, is added before sealing and letting sit an additional two days. In addition to the original version, kvass flavored with fruit and herbs are quite common.