These Are Quite Possibly The Worst Swimsuits You Will Ever See

Posted by Michael Avery in Bizarre On 24th May 2017

Natural instinct leads humans to want to be naked. That being said, humans are also horrified by the thought of being naked in most cases. What's even more perplexing is that those same humans want all the attention they can get, negative or not they want people to look at them. Humans are weird. That weirdness is on full display in this article. Being nude would probably be better than these so called swimsuits. Proceed with caution. You have been warned.


#1 Tiger print is just not acceptable.

I bet he scares off all the kids.


#2 When you ask your grandma to make you a new swimsuit.

I bet it itches.


#3 This is what they call "fashion."

I call it nonsense.


#4 New from Apple Inc, its iWear.

It's more like iShouldn'tWear.

#5 When you're a sadist but you wanna go enjoy the beach.

At least she is protected from sharks with all those spikes.


#6 What a name for a swimsuit.

Ey gurl, I wanna get in dem guts. Yeah, see it sounds disgusting.


#7 It's like somebody took one of those ugly purses you see people walking around with and made it into a swimsuit.

It doesn't look comfortable at all.


#8 Extra points for the natural bikini.

Gotta love redneck ingenuity.


#9 Everything is fabulous for this gentleman.

Ain't no shame in his game!


#10 She just wanted to get in touch with nature.

She's got that whole little mermaid vibe going.


#11 You don't want to answer this question.

Okay, yes you do. Yes, you look fat!

#12 Yeah brah, chilling at the beach!

Going to pick up some babes brah. That's what I'm talking about brah!


#13 America, home of the brave, home of the free, home of this travesty.


#14 If I was that taxi I would just keep driving.

Like seriously why is she walking around in a swimsuit in the middle of the city in the pouring rain?

#15 Would you like a bite of her sandwich?

Or are you like me and would rather she put on more clothes.


#16 Zangief enjoy popsicle then Zangief crush you.

Somehow I pictured him being more buff.

#17 Ma'am I think you should know you have that on backward.

You know, I think she did that on purpose.

#18 They say that duct tape fixes anything but I don't think it works well here.

Nice try though.


#19 Solar powered bikinis are just what the world needs.

Now you can save the environment and electrocute yourself at the same time.

#20 The placement of Jaws has not escaped me.

She is sending you a warning fellas. I would heed it.