According to ER doctors, getting foreign objects stuck in your anus is surprisingly common. The items on this list are weirder than most, however. We've gone beyond the "usual" bottles and dildos to bring you these ten truly bizarre items that have all been found lodged in peoples' bums. Something tells us that they didn't really slip and "fall" onto these objects!
#1 Glass Bottle
A farmer had to tell doctors at the University of Mississippi Medical Center that he had a bottle stuck up his nether-region.
And how did it get up there? The 72-year-old used a nearby dumping ground to defecate. But when his wooden limb snapped, he fell back ‘heavily' onto the glass bottle.
#2 Live Eel
A 50-year-old ended up in A&E in Hong Kong with suspected peritonitis (inflammation of the bowel), but a radiograph showed the shadow on an eel.
And the abdominal pain was actually the eel biting his colon.
#3 Instant Coffee jar with pins in the lid
A man, who did not give a reason, shoved a jar of instant coffee up his but not before piercing several pins into the lid.
#4 Vanity Light Bulb
This wasn't a bright idea the light bulb was said to have shattered as it was removed.
#5 Buzz Lightyear Toy
Prepare to have your childhood completely ruined. There's not a lot of information surrounding this incident (probably for the best).
#6 Concrete Mix
Doctors found a rock-solid object just inside the sphincter of a 27-year-old.
The unemployed man injected the liquid adhesive into his using a dual-chambered glue gun, which hardened and became fixed.
Well the point is don't stuff up things where they are not meant to.
