These Might Be The Worst Celebrity Baby Names Ever

For some reason, when someone becomes famous and has a child it seems like the new celebrity parent has to come up with the dumbest possible name they can think of. It's almost like they just toss random words in a hat and pick one or two. As a matter of fact, I'm almost certain that's what they do. How else can you explain these crazy names?

#1 Audio Science Clayton

When Shannyn Sossamon & Dallas Clayton decided to name their baby they must have been feeling rather intellectual. Why else would they choose a name like Audio Science? To make matters even worse, they named their second child Mortimer. Granted that's a bad name too but it's a hell of a lot more normal than this travesty. It wouldn't surprise me if Audio Science doesn't grow up to be full of resentment.

#2 Diva Muffin Zappa

You almost come to expect odd names from the Zappa family. With names like Dweezil and Moon Unit, you would think that Frank would have his fill of crazy kids names but you would be wrong. Apparently, Diva got her name because she was the loudest baby in the nursery when she was born. Gotta wonder where the Muffin part came in.

#3 Tu Morrow

Rob Morrow & Debbon Ayer named their child Tu Simone Ayer Morrow. It doesn't sound too bad until you remove the middle names. Then you realize that OMG they named their child tomorrow. Maybe they are big fans of Annie, after all, Tu Morrow is only a day away.

#4 Megaa Omari Grandberry

Omarion wanted to make sure he left a mark when he named his new son. The name is odd but the thought behind it is genuine. He named him Megaa because he hopes his son will surpass him in every way. The poor kid will just face an uphill battle with that name.

#5 Bear Blu Jarecki

Bear, while cute as a nickname, just misses the mark as a true name. Alicia Silverstone & Christopher Jarecki must have felt the call of the wild when it was time to name this little guy. To go with the wild theme, Silverstone was seen at one point prechewing Bear's food. If that's not wild, IDK what is.

#6 Pirate Houseman Davis

Jonathan & Deven Davis get points for giving their kid a cool name at least. Jack Sparrow would be proud and can you image all the booty (see what I did there?) this kid will pull in with that name when he grows up?

#7 Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily Hutchence Geldof

You just expect weird names from this family. They are worse than the Zappa's in that regard. With names like Fifi Trixibelle, Peaches Honeyblossom, and Little Pixie, Tiger Lily is in good company. Maybe they were inspired by some heavenly entity to name her in such a way.

#8 Alabama Gypsy Rose Jennings

Holy gypsies, tramps, and thieves Batman. What could her poor parents have been thinking to name this child Alabama Gypsy? Was just calling her Rose Jennings too mainstream? Was it not edgy enough? Did you want your child to grow up hating you to the point that they file for emancipation and a name change as soon as possible? It's okay, you don't have to answer. We already know the future.

#9 Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale

Here's hoping Gwen Stefani & Gavin Rossdale's children have at least an inkling of their musical talent, otherwise it's going to suck for them. Zuma Nesta will have it particularly rough. Apparently, the former rocking power couple would name their kids after places that hold special meaning to them, so there is that.

#10 Cricket Pearl Silverstein

I have to admit, Cricket is actually kinda cute and it doesn't hurt that the baby is absolutely adorable. Maybe this one won't turn out so bad, but who knows. Kids are little assholes to other kids so Cricket might have it rough in school. Here's hoping she grows up to be a cute little world beater.

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