Just when you think no one can have a worse day than you did, Twitter rolls around and delivers some stories to set the record straight
These People Are Having A Hilariously Terrible Day And You Will Go To Hell For Laughing At Them
When you fail so hard a woman literally gives birth
accidentally spilled coffee on this pregnant lady i was serving and she went into labour— Azula Sersi Grey (@JeanGreyfire) November 6, 2021
we had to call the ambulance https://t.co/2TeqXMK9k4
Never been more scared of a dentist
my dentist won’t stop texting me pic.twitter.com/9ZTffWQ4Bp— eric curtin (@dubstep4dads) November 5, 2021
*Free bird plays in the background*
How’s your morning going? pic.twitter.com/ozObNC6eh7— Chise 🧬🧫🦠💉🔜 MFF (@sailorrooscout) November 3, 2021
5pm is the standard cutoff
i shut down around 5 too pic.twitter.com/DTy8huP93K— Adam (@adamgreattweet) November 1, 2021
The court demands sacrifices
That elevated court was taking souls💀 pic.twitter.com/AkDJSqhZFb— Arlong (@ramseyboltin) October 31, 2021
I see this as an absolute win tbh
Imagine u lose your luggage at the airport and this is the only thing u can wear pic.twitter.com/GP1cARrzZW— J (@heyjush) November 4, 2021
Also charges more rent for original artwork
i sent a photo of my leak to my landlord and he sent it back as elton john?? pic.twitter.com/DZP3kiysvl— jamjars 2.0 (@jamierosedee) May 11, 2021
"What're you gonna do? Stab me?" *Gets stabbed*
this made me laugh pic.twitter.com/hNpRHIUg9f— ashley ray, kate winslet’s vape coach (@theeashleyray) November 4, 2021
An underrated masterpiece if you ask us.
why would they refer to her as the shark tale star.. out of all her roles… im crying pic.twitter.com/8h9Wg1CkV7— tris (@margotkravitz) November 6, 2021
How I met your mother...and unmatched her.
this girl is telling me about the movies she ranks on her IMDb account. she rated “teen beach movie” a 10 and “shawshank redemption” a 9— kristofer thomas (@kristoferthomas) November 6, 2021
Black magic is still magic
yesterday I watched a tiktok that said something good was coming my way ! Today I have covid 😌! magic is all around us— Maggie? Winters? (@saggiesplinters) November 5, 2021
How could a simple message be so dripping with drama?
Ok if you are busy pic.twitter.com/pnMoH3Y27q— dana bad (@baddanadanabad) November 3, 2021
Respect your identity even if I don't respect you
I said a hip hop, a Hippa violation.
asked a patient at work today if they were vaccinated. “Why are you asking me that’s against hipaa?” Ma’am this is your doctor’s office what do you mean— t0r (@vcurranw) November 1, 2021
I AM WHEEZING pic.twitter.com/oXlhRCV6vv— Dan (@dannah__montana) November 2, 2021