These People Should Be Banned From Parking Lots

#1 It All Starts With One Idiot And The Rest Follow Suit

Apparently, being a terrible driver and a worse parker can be contagious. Who knew.

#2 Some People Just Deserve To Be Towed

Are you kidding? It Says 'No Parking' right there as you exit your car!

#3 It Looks Like The Wong's Are Home From Vacation, There's Their Car

Clearly someone is unhappy about the neighbors always parking in their spot.

#4 Jolly Good Parking, Sport

It looks like rain and nobody else took the covered parking space. Must be my lucky day!

#5 And For Our Next Performance...Stunt Parking

Ewww... It looks like he cleared the fence and the hedges but just missed the last two cars in the row.

#6 When You Back Up A Little Too Fast In That Three Story Parking Garage

Don't ya just hate it when this happens to you?

#7 When You're Trying To Park On A Giant Cement Ball And Bicycles get In The Way

Excuse me, Sir... I think those balls were put there to block your vehicle from that zone. But whatever you were attempting, it was done with perfection.

#8 Nailed It

When they said it was door-to-door delivery I had no idea they actually meant this.

#9 It's No Parking On That Side But Look, There's A Nice Boulder We Can Park On

And they were already riding on a spare tire?! This poor Nissan has seen better days.

#10 If You're Wealthy Enough To Own This Car You Should Be Smart Enough To Park It

Hey, nimrod, the spaces in this parking garage are assigned for those who know how to drive.

#11 The Old 'I'll Just be A Minute' Game

This has happened to the best of us, but only done by the worst of us.

#12 Alternative Parking

“Used Car For Sale: Good gas mileage…if you can get it we'll take the best offer.”

#13 They Don't Test Buyers Of SMART Cars To See If They Are Actually Smart

Do you REALLY need that much room to open the door, Gertrude?

#14 Stupidity. Pass it on.

It looks like someone went bowling in this parking lot and left a strange split or a big windstorm just swept through town. If you can explain this, congratulations.

#15 Too Fast, Too Furious

Nothing good ever happened after a driver said, "hold my beer Luther, we're going for it!"

#16 Yes, You Can't Miss me, I'm The One Parked Right Under The Big Sign

Hold on Mario Andretti, the tow truck is on the way.

#17 Sorry Aunt Betty But It Looks Like You'll Never Get The Hang Of Parallel Parking

But seriously, how the heck did this actually happen and what is that railing made out of?

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