These Photos From Russian Dating Sites Are Just Bizarre

By Missy aka Tizzy in Bizarre On 8th May 2018
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Ax Me To Prom

We have to wonder why this chick is carrying an ax while in her prom dress. Is this some sort of 'promposal' and she is going to ax someone to go with her? Or, did someone already ax her to go, and that is why she has a rose too? This whole photo is confusing.

Fishay Fishay

What is that smell? Oh, it is just my giant fish. Trust me. Does anyone have any idea why this lady is posing with a huge fish? Surely there are better ways to figure out how big your catch was.

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Why?

Why is this guy sitting in a tub full of dirty water, fully clothed? What is he drinking? And, are those cookies sitting on the towel? We have so many questions and not nearly enough answers.

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Twinsies!

These two must be twins. They have a lot of similar facial features, but the bangs are what really give it away. This guy's combover puts Donald Trump's combover to shame. Don't you agree?

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Dead Ted

We really are not sure why this guy seems to be holding this poor teddy bear hostage at knifepoint. All we can hope is that the hostage negotiator was able to talk him down and the bear got away unscathed.

Granny's Fur

This guy sure thinks that he is big pimping while wearing this giant fur coat. Unfortunately, it looks like it belongs to his grandmother, not some big thug named Boris. He tried, though.

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Dump Selfie

Who in their right mind puts on skimpy clothes, lays in a trash pile at the local dump, and poses for a photo? We might have contracted Hepatitis just looking at this photo. Hopefully someone hosed her down with sanitizer after this. Ick!

Strike a Pose

There are some people who try too hard to be sure that they look like their pets. This gal seems to be trying to make her pet chicken pose like her. We hope she pecked the hell out of her after she released her.

Red Hulk

If all the patterns in this room do not drive your OCD crazy, we do not know what will. Then, there is this guy and his pose. He looks like he is about to pop a blood vessel while trying to flex muscles that he obviously does not have.

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Ninja Mode

Chubby chasers must love this guy. He is defeating all stereotypes by showing off his ninja skills. We are not quite sure why he is posing with an electric fly swatter, though. His nunchucks must be lost.