Things That Totally Happened.

Posted by Mahnoor Nadir in Cringey On 30th April 2021
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From the creators of 'That Totally Happened', comes the sequel, 'and they all clapped'. These people shared some extraordinary lies on the internet and we've got them all so you can judge for yourself.

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#1

and the guy was Timothy Chalamet.

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#2

This only ever happens in math problems and not real life.

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#3

What a revolutionary. *rolls eyes*

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#4

On the contrary, you totally can make this up. 

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#7

Odd story to make up about yourself.

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#8

Psychic draws average man.

Girl: OMG SOULMATE.

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#9

Is it possible to die from cringe?

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#10

Guesses password. 

Hackerman. 

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#11

Camo pants should be banned but only because they're ugly. 

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#12

Because guys talk to each other about poop all the time, across cubicles.

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#13

Yeah, Steve, a girl gave you the pill. 

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#15

Weird thing to brag about. 

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#16

Only post we're on the fence about. 

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#18

Someone put her in a timeout. 

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#20

Now she'll have company when they're both kicked out. 

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#22

Toxic relationships are romantic right?

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#23

it's the 'yes I'm a Potterhead for us. 

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#24

and here's your orange jumpsuit. 

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#25

Decided to? Good thing OP was there to make this story up.

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#26

Honestly, everyone should get naps.

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#28

Someone tell the Olympics. 

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#29

If you're going to brag, at least make yourself sound like a good person. 

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#30

Girls: speak to boy

Boy: Omg they're hitting on me. 

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#32

We love it when instant karma happens. 

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#33

If a Kangaroo punched you, you wouldn't be alive. 

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