This Guy Just Taught Us The Dangers Of Mixing Baking Soda And Coca Cola Inside Your Body

#1

"About thirty minutes ago I made a really poor decision. I had just finished eating dinner, stuffed shells with alfredo sauce, and knew my stomach was going to disagree within the hour."

#2

I mixed up a glass of baking soda and water to help with my intestinal woes, and was then offered a shot of whiskey by my SO. I didn't think for one second that this may have dire consequences, not for one blissfully naive second.

#3

I pour myself a chaser of coke, take a swig, and shot the whiskey. Within seconds I'm in bed laying on my left side, bloated and feeling pretty dreadful.

#4

I get up and grab a towel, thinking a shower will help relieve the ooky feelings I was dealing with. Well, two steps out of my door I'm burping, then throwing up in my mouth.

#5

I ran to the bathroom and before I could get into position, vomit is rocketing out of my body with quite a bit of force. So much force that not only was it projecting out of my mouth, but also violently shooting out of my left nostril.

#6

It was quick, and relatively silent, as the other 5 people in my house had no idea what massacre was happening in the bathroom. It was also the most mucusy vomit I've ever had to deal with. Unfortunately I shot my stomach's contents all over the toilet seat and bathtub. On the bright side, my sinuses are clear as day now, and my stomach feels fantastic.