This Is How Trust Issues Are Born

By Michael Avery in Bizarre On 29th March 2017
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1. Chocolate Twinkies sound sort of gross.

But that's no excuse for false advertising.

2. The Kevin Hart face makes this one even better.

Every kid was disappointed by this thrifty trick at some point.

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3. Makeup is basically wizardry.

Her hair color also changed, though.

4. Those are raisins.

And that sign is the worst kind of liar.

5. Gamers will get this one.

If you're not a gamer, move on.

6. You know times are tough when ramen soup cups are a ripoff.

You couldn't give us an extra two noodles?

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7. This is actually evil.

It's a great way to mess with kids, though.

8. "Calcium added," it said.

Throne of lies.

9. Sounds horrible.

At least it's better than that gluten-free bread.

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10. How can you really even advertise this?

Fortunately, we love eggs that taste a little paper-y.

11. There's something wrong with this calculator.

It's been doing too many calculator drugs.

12. "Where at least I know I'm free..."

Or at least 50 percent off.

13. You just know this fountain has destroyed some faces.

And not in the cool Bon Jovi way.

14. "Press X," they said.

Why is this ever a thing?

15. This food is made of cake.

We're done. We don't want to live here anymore.