You are creepy in your own way and there is nothing wrong with that. Our inner creeps are actually linked up with our zodiac signs, so you couldn’t change it even if you wanted to.
Some of us are actually a little creepier than others but we are all creepy, the stars never lie. What is the creepiest thing about you based on your zodiac sign? Find out below.
If Stalking 101 were a real college course, you’d be the most sought after professor. You Taurus people have uncanny stalking skills. You could be Sherlock Holmes with the way that you can dig up random information about the people you’re very interested in. Whether it be someone’s Facebook page or Instagram feed, you are very good at unearthing a person’s past and bringing it into the light of the present.
You’re always thinking about death. On your way to class, you wonder what would happen if you stepped in front of a moving car and while you’re driving, you wonder what would happen if you jolted your wheel to the right. You’re fixated on death.
You are a skilled liar. You can come up with stories on the spot or out of the blue and what is the best part? People are actually forced to believe them! What is the creepiest thing about this? Well... sometimes you just lie for fun or just to see if you can get away with something, which you always do. But, when it comes to your loved ones, they just know when you're lying so you can’t lie much to them.
So you know how people have hobbies and pastimes? You have obsessions. It’s lucky if the thing you obsess over is a thing, it’s worse when it’s a person though. You get so obsessive with your romantic interests that you lose yourself and they become the only thing that matters in your life. And if things go south you get downright terrifying.
Sometimes, you picture your own funeral. You imagine who would show up first. Who would cry the loudest. Who would be the most torn apart by your death. It’s a sick fantasy that makes you feel important.
You are the most innocent person people can know during the day. But, when it’s night time, things get wild in your mind. When you are fantasising about intercourse or things on the same line, bizarre things cross your mind. You get turned on by things you wished you weren’t turned on by.
You’re fascinated by some pretty disturbing stuff. If people saw your search history they’d be seriously concerned, and, possibly scarred for life. You’re no stranger to the darkest, creepiest parts of the internet. You probably use incognito mode for your research, otherwise you’re definitely on some FBI watch list.
Toxic thoughts pop into your head at random. When you’re holding a baby animal, you think of how easily you could crush it. When you’re walking by a pretty lady, you think of how quickly you could push her into the middle of the street. You would never actually do those things. But you think about them all the time.
You have the face of a robot. It’s as if you are completely devoid of emotion. Regardless of whatever emotion the situation calls for, you maintain that blank face like you’re a corkboard. It could be you informing a friend of a tragedy, or celebrating with someone over an achievement. You always maintain a face of pure stoicism.
You like planning out how to murder your friends and family members. Not that you want to kill them, no it’s more about the strategy of it all and how to fool the police, make the crime scene look a certain way and get away with each of those crimes. Basically you’re pretty sure you’d be able to outsmart any detective and get away with murder if you needed to.
More than an instance, you have actually thought about what you would say at your mother’s, father’s or best friend’s funerals. They’re not sick or anything. But, you just like to be creative and what’s more creative than writing an emotional eulogy!
When you daydream, you think about terrifying things like what would happen if someone tried to shoot up your office. In your fantasies, you picture yourself as the hero. The person that kills the bad guy and saves the day.
