This Wedding's RSVP Card Has A Hilariously Odd Meal Choice
By
Editorial Staff in
Bizarre
On 28th August 2016
I always thought the tradition of ridiculously expensive weddings was kind of stupid. I know tons of couples who basically started off their lives together in debt for the 'fairytale' wedding, only to call it quits less than a year later.
I'm not saying having a big and beautiful wedding can't be awesome, but from what I've seen from my close family and friends, the amount of financial stress it causes, not to mention the insane attention to detail it entails seems so unnecessary.
Like does it really matter what color the f*cking flowers are in the centerpiece of the tables? Do you need to come out on a horse? I know you're just some jagoff from Connecticut, why are you coming out on a horse?
#1
This is your daily reminder that "kid's menu" means "a menu for children," and certainly not "children are on the menu."
#2
A fancy wedding accidentally made that less-than-fancy mistake on RSVP invitations they sent out.
#3
In a photo uploaded to Reddit's r/funny, the RSVP card asks you, sir or madam, for your name, whether you'll be attending, and whether you'd like to eat beef, pork or young children (12 and under) for the entrée.
Just check off your favorite dish, and let them know about any dietary restrictions. They're free range, completely organic and just a bit whiny.
#4
Reddit user moxin84 submitted the invitational snafu, and in typical Reddit comments fashion, a chain of jokes began.
#5
To give the organizers the benefit of the doubt and assume they're not cannibals, this modest proposal was likely a poor design choice. The option to select whether your child is attending needed to go somewhere, and there happened to be space just under "choice of entrée" and right next to "pork."
Still, you wouldn't be faulted for having second thoughts about bringing your son or daughter along. Otherwise, just hope that all the other guests are opposed to eating children, either for moral or dietary reasons
