This Woman Tried To Bang Her Uber Driver In The Most Insane Way Possible

#1 Meet Kelli

#2

This twitter user really took her followers through a whirlwind when she detailed the time she shot her shot at a cute Uber driver in Washington D.C. She introduces her leap to her followers like this.

#3 Saturday Night

The story’s intro sounds pretty typical for a Saturday night…

#4 Fine Voice

Are men’s voices really that fine over the phone? She could tell instantly!

#5 Light Bright

As it turns out, his voice matched his face … and that’s JUST what she wanted.

#6 Nothing Major

As the story continues, it’s apparent that she’s running out of time to make the move.

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#7 Say Something

She looks towards her friend for a little pep talk and it’s clear that all she must do is say SOMETHING>

#8

She intentionally leaves her iPhone charger as a way to make an excuse to contact him again.

#9 All Intentional

She knows exactly what she’s doing!

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#10 30 Minutes Later

She tries to get in contact with him after he dropped her off.

#11 Party Corner

It’s clear that it’s hard to party when your crush isn’t picking up his phone…

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#12 Voicemail

That’s perfectly fine, right? After all, it IS quite late.

#13 My Good Charger

Now she’s finally realizing the price of her sacrifice in an attempt to woo this man.

#14 Voicemail Again

Maybe a good 12 hours later will do the trick?

#15 Defeated

She’s almost at that breaking point where she’s ready to admit defeat.