Tinder Stories That Prove Men Are Jerks At Dating

Tinder is a great dating app. It has been a reason for many successful marriages and relationships. However, Tinder has a negative side too. We get to hear horrible Tinder date stories every other day from one friend or another. One common thing that we have noticed is the increasing number of ridiculous and weird men on Tinder. It is unfortunate for the people who have to deal with this group of men and fortunate for us since we get to hear too many good and funny incidents.

#1 Are you fu*king kidding me?

"Five minutes before I meet my date, he texts me and says, âÂ€Â˜So my friend and I have this agreement. Anytime we meet a girl that we would like to date, the other has to sleep with her first. It'll only take 10 minutes.' He tried to convince me by telling me he slept with his friend's girlfriend the weekend before. BLOCKED"

Nicolette Nickerson, Facebook

#2 The shittiest story ever!

"Me and this guy went on a date to a local hockey game. He got so drunk that I let him pass out on my couch. A couple of hours later, I woke up and he was peeing on the carpet outside my bedroom door. He stumbled to the toilet and was in there for a while. When he was done I went to check and found that he'd shit himself and smeared it all over my bathroom."

Jaime Justice, Facebook

#3 Is he for real?

"I matched with a guy so we went out for drinks, and about an hour later he suggested we go back to his place. In the middle of the movie he starts kissing me. Eventually he stops and says, âÂ€Â˜You know what would make this hot?' He whips out handcuffs and being drunk and horny, I agreed. He handcuffs me to a chair and says he'll be right back. He comes back with a girl and they proceed to have sex on the couch in front of me."

Chris Miller, Facebook

#4 What is this BS?

"I matched with this guy and we decided to meet up. The date was so perfect, we ended up going back to my place. He stayed the night and the next morning, we went out to breakfast. A couple of hours later, he text me saying, âÂ€Â˜Hey I know you're going to hate me, but I was wondering if your roommate is single by any chance?'"

#5 Well done on getting some ...

"When I met the guy he was already drunk. He told me the best way to warm up your hands was to shove them in the carcass of a freshly killed lamb. He also fist bumped a pregnant lady and said, âÂ€Â˜Well done on getting some.'"

#6 WWwwhhaattt!

"I went for drinks with a guy who tried to convince me that the Sandy Hook shooting was a hoax invented by Obama to help push through gun control laws."

Gretchen Schrader, Facebook

#7 Woah! Hold on! Give me a sec please

"I once matched with a dude that was married for 10 years, was obsessed with drug addicts, and cheated on his wife with her brother. I learned all that in the first five minutes."

Sebastian Meza, Facebook

#8 I want to hear about Yoyo's for the rest of my life.

"I decided to meet my Tinder date at his house. When we got to his room he said, âÂ€Â˜I've been hiding something from you' and went on to describe his secret celebrity life as a sponsored yo-yoer. The next hour was him showing me videos of him yo-yoing and talking about how he had to change his name because he was so famous amongst 10-15 year old boys."

#9 The most exciting date ever!

"I decided to take up the offer for a Tinder match to cook me dinner. When I arrived, I realised not only did he have two daughters, they were asleep upstairs, along with his mum who also lived in the house. The best part was when his baby mama came in screaming and trying to kill me. I had to hide in the bathroom while the cops were called."

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