Travelling abroad? Avoid These 15 English Words When in Other Countries

By Editorial Staff in Funny On 28th February 2015
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#1 France

Avoid asking about preservatives in France; you'll probably be met with strange looks. It means ‘condom' in France.

#2 Turkey

Going to Turkey? Avoid asking for a peach in the supermarket or anywhere else for that matter. It means ‘bastard' in Turkish.

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#3 Portugal

If you're in Portugal, refrain from singing with happiness that it's ‘pay day'. No one will be impressed. In Portuguese it means "I farted".

#4 Norway

If you're visiting Norway, don't use the word ‘pick'. Your Norwegian colleague is unlikely to be impressed - it means ‘dick' over there.

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#5 Sweden

Try not to talk about speed when in the company of others in Sweden. It means ‘fart'.

If you've had the misfortune of a bump on your car, note that the word ‘bump' in Swedish means ‘dump'.

If you ask your Swedish host or hostess for a kiss, they might very well direct you to the toilets. In Swedish, the word means ‘pee'.

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#6 Korea

Out for a Mexican in Korea? It's probably best not to ask for salsa: it means ‘diarrhoea' in Korean.

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#7 Hungary

If you're visiting Hungary, whether on business or for pleasure, avoid asking for a cookie. It means ‘small penis' in Hungarian.

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#8 Germany

‘Never look a gift horse in the mouth', we're told; perhaps more so in Germany where the word means ‘poison'.

In Germany, latte doesn't mean the frothy, milky concoction you get from your local Starbucks. It means ‘erect penis' in some German quarters.

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#9 Netherlands

Asking for the bill might raise a few guffaws in the Netherlands: ‘bil' means ‘buttocks' there.

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#10 Spain

The word cool is too close for comfort to the Spanish word 'culo'; a crude term for 'bum'. Best avoided.

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#11 Italy

Refrain from boasting about the tremendous prices you offer your clients. In this country, ‘tremendo' is the word for ‘terrible'.

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#12 Japan

It's perhaps a little late for Ben & Jerry's ice cream, but if you're in Japan, avoid using the word it means ‘diarrhoea' over there.