Trumpkins Are Here And They're The Most Terrifying Halloween Decorations Ever!

#1 Trumpkins Are Scary

Instead of the traditional "Jack-O-Lantern" people have begun carving their Halloween pumpkins into "Trumpkins" with frightening results.

#2 Everyone Is Carving A Trumpkin

Thousands of people are posting their new âTrumpkin' carvings online and the large rounded orange-yellow gourd is taking over social media with creepy carvings or paintings of ridiculous expressions onto their vegetables.

#3 The Orange Coloring Makes It An Easy Match

Apparently, not only is there a remarkable similarity between a pumpkin and the presidential candidate color-wise, but also the stringy yellow insides can be used to create an equally bombastic Trump-like hairstyle.

#4 Some Are Funny

Most of the Trumpkins are meant to be funny, though some are a tad frightening. One person took a jab at Trump's tendency to boast by giving him a sign that reads: 'I am the biggest pumpkin. I am Huge... I am a Trumpkin!'

#5 They Can Be Carved, Painted or Smashed

When it comes to designing a pumpkin in Trump's likeness, people have relied on everything from traditional carving methods to jaw-dropping illustrations. One Instagram poster commented that at least she could make a pie with her Trumpkin after she smashed it.

#6 There Are Occasional Pro Trump Pumpkins

Some fans have even given their Donalds an extra boost by providing him with Trump-worthy attire, including 'Make America Great Again' apparel and accessories. Though one man made a similar one with signs on the tie that read "Made In China!"

#7 Making A Trumpkin Is Easy, Believe me

Making a Trumpkin is pretty easy, just like a traditional "Jack-O-Lantern" with its triangular carvings. First off, of course, you'll want to get an orange pumpkin. This part should be relatively simple.

#8 Make The Mouth Look Like An Anus

For starters, the tricky thing is the expression. When you do the mouth, try to make it look as much like an angry anus with teeth as possible. If you do this, I guarantee your Trumpkin will be amazing!

#9 Some Trumpkins Look Professionally Designed

Some people used paint to draw the Republican candidate's portrait on their pumpkins while others actually got into carving the orange vegetable with precise skill.

#10 They Even Have Premade Faces To Purchase

One company even came out with a plastic cling in three different facial expressions that you simply stick to your pumpkin to give it the look of a carved Trumpkin. It was so popular that they sold out before October 5th.

#11 The Scariest Halloween Decoration Ever

A woman named Ayla said Trump was the 'scariest thing' she could think to carve when she shared this photo of her Trumpkin on Instagram earlier this week. Several others posted similar images of their very own Trumpkins along with their political leanings.

#12 They Are Creepier Than The Clowns

For those who went all out, this really HUGE Trumpkin, complete with fuzzy hair of an off the charts color, takes the best prize so far according to an online poll conducted by WNYC in New York City. 'Almost as scary (and orange!) as the real @realdonaldtrump,' wrote Joe Rissell when he shared his Trumpkin to the page on Twitter. In a time when people are being frightened by creepy clowns, these porch decorations are another reason to keep your children from door to door trick-or-treating.

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