Turn Your Bathroom Into A Place Where People Are Happy To Poop With These Ten Things

By Missy aka Tizzy in Facts On 20th February 2018
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Motion Activated Air Freshner

Install one of these by the bathroom door so that it sprays a puff of fresh smelling scents as a person enters the bathroom. This will set the mood for a good healthy poop as well as act as a pre-emptive strike against any foul odors.

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PooPourri

This is by far the best bathroom product out there. Be sure to leave a bottle of this sitting on the back of the toilet. Chances are most people already know what it is and will be thankful that they can save themselves from embarrassment by sealing their stench inside the toilet water instead of having it waft all around them while they finish dropping a swamp pie.

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Magazine Rack

Reading material is a must when you're making an offering to the porcelain throne. Unless you want your guests reaching into the shower to grab shampoo bottles to read, leave them with some reading material. Magazines or even a joke book usually work well for guests.

Wall Art

If you just do not have the space for a magazine rack or a place to safely leave a book for your guests to read while they are building a log cabin, add some wall art. Bathroom quotes are always fun, but pictures also work as a great distraction from the task at hand.

Motion Activated Toilet Light

Perhaps your guests are spending the night. Chances are that they will wait until everyone is in bed before taking the Brown's to the Super Bowl. Adding a motion activated light to your toilet bowl will create some ambiance for them to get the job done in peace.

Squatty Potty

Every bathroom should have one of these. It is especially great if you have a hard time releasing the chocolate hostage. Putting your feet up on the squatty allows you to squeeze a steamer with ease. You'll thank me later for this tip.

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Bluetooth Bathroom Speaker

Let's face it, some of us are pretty loud when we grease the bowl. Keeping a Bluetooth speaker in your bathroom will allow people to cover up the sounds of their bowels while they stock the lake with brown trout, and nobody will be any wiser.

Bidet

After one takes some time to negotiate the release of some chocolate hostages, they need and want to get super clean. Instead of your guest having to use up all of your toilet paper to do so while also possibly clogging your toilet, install a bidet. This will give their bum a better clean and save you on toilet paper. If this is not an option, try keeping bathroom wipes handy.

Motion Activated Hand Soap Dispenser

After your guests have finished releasing the Kraken, they will need to wash their hands. Do you know how many germs are on the top of your soap dispenser? It's pretty gross. Invest a few extra dollars in a motion-activated dispenser so you are not having everyone's crap germs all over your bathroom.

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Motion Activated Faucet

Additionally to the soap dispenser, a motion activated faucet will cut down germs and the passing around other people's fecal matter to every surface of your bathroom. I would also add paper towels to your bathroom for the same reason. Imagine how many nasty germs are left on your hand towels after you have had a gathering at your home. Gross!