Every bathroom should have one of these. It is especially great if you have a hard time releasing the chocolate hostage. Putting your feet up on the squatty allows you to squeeze a steamer with ease. You'll thank me later for this tip.
Bluetooth Bathroom Speaker
Let's face it, some of us are pretty loud when we grease the bowl. Keeping a Bluetooth speaker in your bathroom will allow people to cover up the sounds of their bowels while they stock the lake with brown trout, and nobody will be any wiser.
After one takes some time to negotiate the release of some chocolate hostages, they need and want to get super clean. Instead of your guest having to use up all of your toilet paper to do so while also possibly clogging your toilet, install a bidet. This will give their bum a better clean and save you on toilet paper. If this is not an option, try keeping bathroom wipes handy.
Motion Activated Hand Soap Dispenser
After your guests have finished releasing the Kraken, they will need to wash their hands. Do you know how many germs are on the top of your soap dispenser? It's pretty gross. Invest a few extra dollars in a motion-activated dispenser so you are not having everyone's crap germs all over your bathroom.
Motion Activated Faucet
Additionally to the soap dispenser, a motion activated faucet will cut down germs and the passing around other people's fecal matter to every surface of your bathroom. I would also add paper towels to your bathroom for the same reason. Imagine how many nasty germs are left on your hand towels after you have had a gathering at your home. Gross!