Weird Facts: Things You Didn't Want to Know About The World

Now we just need to find their Gatorade

"Opossums eat ticks like we eat potato chips. They'll hoover up 5,000 ticks a week and never get Lyme disease themselves."

Imagine doctors just dropping uteruses on the floor for funsies

"When you drop a human uterus on the floor, it will bounce."

Pigs will eat most things but they draw the line at teeth

"If you feed a human body to pigs, they will eat just about all of it except the teeth. Several murderers in rural areas have used this fact to their advantage."

Once again humanity has failed to uphold the most sacred of traditions.

"Ancient Egyptians used to shave off their eyebrows to mourn the death of their cats."

Guess pigs just are just watching their weight

"A human tooth has 36 calories"

This guy learnt at least one thing on the job

"Alcoholics decompose faster when they die."

"Source: was a crime scene cleaner. Why? I have no idea. It's been so long since I was in that line of work I just remember enough stories and facts to stay interesting."

Will never be able to look a sloth in the eye.

"At a single time, the sloths body mass can be comprised of one third feces. It takes several hours for the sloth to excrete its bowels completely."

Every chocolate has cockroaches in it. You're welcome.

"If you're allergic to chocolate you're usually allergic to cockroaches."

Humans are pretty strong fertilizer

"This will get buried but - Don't ever bury a dead body in an area without any vegetation. The high nitrogen content in our bodies helps plant to grow and there will be a weird grassy patch at the top of the burial site and anyone would be able to spot it."

Tanners have come a long way. Only the finest pee would go into Louis Vuitton designer handbags.

"Back in the day, poor families would collect their urine so they could sell it to tanners. Hence, “piss poor.”

"If you were poorer than that, well, you didn’t even have a pot to piss in."

Sleep > Poop. The bears know what's up.

"Bears eat a ton of grass and twigs and stuff before the hibernate to constipate themselves and pretty much prevent waking up mid winter to shit. However, when they finally do wake up in the spring, their first shit is a mean one."

Don't be fooled by your hormones girl. That's still gross.

"If you're a woman revolted by the smell of your guy's gym bag, but find yourself sometimes aroused by it, that's when you're ovulating."

Pythagoras did one fun thing and one boring thing. Guess what he decided to share with the world?

"Pythagoras from the Pythagorean theorem ran a cult, and another group came to come and murder him by locking him inside his house and setting it on fire. But instead, he had his followers make a human ladder to escape the fire, but then abandoned them and they all died. He was murdered later that night being chased by the group in a bean field"

This is where I log off. Enough internet for the day.

A nursing sperm whale’s milk comes out in the consistency of cottage cheese so the calf can “eat it” in the water

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