What Crime Is Your Zodiac Sign Guilty Of? The FBI Knows!

#1 Gemini: May 21 to June 20

According to the FBI, Geminis' are the least likely to commit a violent crime however, their hands aren't exactly clean. Geminis' are the most likely to report low job satisfaction and use their gift for gab to run circles around others. Generally, they commit fraud, becoming thieves and con artists but there are exceptions, such as infamous serial killer and cannibal, Jeffery Dahmer. So maybe, these supposedly genteel criminals are just caught the absolute least?

#2 Aquarius: January 20 to February 19.

Aquarius is the most rare zodiac sign, however they tend to get out there and make a name for themselves. Their intelligence and understanding of human nature makes them excellent manipulators and being drawn to criminal careers as hustlers, hackers and con artists.

#3 Leo: July 23 to August 22.

If a Leo does ANYTHING in the criminal world it's going to be big and it won't be a petty crime. Leo criminals go into crime for the attention of it. Screw taking a candy bar from the corner store, they're the ones that's going to rob the bank at high noon.

#4 Scorpio: October 24 to November 22.

Scorpios don't really like to cheat or commit crimes, however those that do tend to become the hit man of the zodiac. Considering that most serial killers are born in November and Scorpio's already mysterious nature, you have a recipe for a natural born ninja.

#5 Pieces: February 19 to March 20.

Poor Pisces seem to have all the bad luck of the Zodiac. They're most likely to make the least amount of money and get divorced. These little fishes tend aren't toothless by any means, after all, sharks are fish too. John Wayne Gacy, Richard Ramirez, and Aileen Wuornos are some of the most famous Pisces serial killers. Because Pisces tend to have addictive personalities they are the most likely to become involved in drug crimes and all that entails.

#6 Libra: September 24 to October 23.

While Libras are the least likely to get divorced, they are also the most likely to look the other way and become corrupt. Their crimes tend to stick to the white collared arena though, with embezzlement being their favorite.

#7 Virgo: August 23 to September 23.

Virgo's may seem sweet and innocent, but don't let that fool you. There may be more Virgo billionaires, but that doesn't mean it's honest money. Hacking and burglary are the way these sneaks get around.

#8 Capricorn: December 22 to January 19.

Family matters to Capricorns. They have the most children of all the zodiac signs. It seems almost natural for them to fall into organized crime, especially when one accounts for their sadistic streak.

#9 Aries: March 21 to April 20.

Aries is known for their temper, however one can generally just let them cool off and be fine. It's the few that use their natural fury on a professional level that you have to worry about. Aries tend to be goons for hire, willing to do what needs to be done for the right price.

#10 Sagittarius: November 23 to December 21.

Sagittarius shares serial killing November with Scorpio, but don't stop there. They have vision and it's go big or go home for these guys. They tend to become leaders take Ted Bundy, Pablo Escobar, and Stalin for example. They also give the police the hardest time when it comes to bringing them in.

#11 Taurus: April 21 to May 20.

Taurus' do it all for the money. Embezzling, money laundering, fraud anything for the profit. They love the finer things in life and are ferocious about keeping it.

#12 Cancer: June 21 to July 22.

Cancers, just like the moon they're ruled by, tend to go through many changes and experience instability throughout their lives which leads them to being prone to loosing themselves in their emotions. Cancers are passionate about their pursuits, including the ones where they're ready to kill. Not only do they murder the most people but they make sure to leave the evidence also. Sometimes, being a passion killer isn't so hot.

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