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What Fashion Trend Disaster Are You Based On Your Zodiac

By Editorial Staff in Fashion On 24th August 2016

You have to hand it to terrible fashion trends. They’re typically ugly as Hell, but they ultimately end up defining generations. Ironic, sure, but also inescapable. That’s just the nature of the fashion beast. Though you may not like to admit it, you were most likely lured into one of these fashion trends at some point in time. It happens to the best of us. Then again, it also happens to the worst of us, so there’s really no solid consolation. Nevertheless, as beautiful as the world can be, it can also be pretty damn ugly. So keep reading to find out what fashion trend disaster you are, based on your Zodiac.

#1 Leo - Shoulder pads.

You like a little control in your life. Well, no, who are you kidding? You like a lot of control, and shoulder pads just scream business do they not? To answer that question, they don't. But you're not hearing any of that.

#2 Pisces - Leg warmers.

So what if people stare at you? While everyone else is stripping down for style's sake, you're throwing safety into the mix. You don't want to freeze to death, and if you have anything to say about it, you damn well won't. You will, however, look wonderful. Well, your legs will. Well they'll try to.

#3 Aquarius - Powdered wigs.

You like to stand out in a crowd, and you like to do it in a way that is borderline peculiar. Because, hell, why bother with boring? Do powdered wigs have any real purpose or function? No. Do they look as beautiful as you think they do? No. But, life's short. Isn't that, uh, reason enough?

#4 Libra - Popped collars.

You want to look good. You always want to look good. So to call that kind of attention to yourself, you pop a collar. Nay, you pop two. Nay! You pop them all. All the collars. Every single one. However many you can get your hands on!

#5 Cancer - Baggy pants.

You never keep anything under control, so why should your pants get a pass? If ever there was a look that best represents your personality, it is that of the baggy pants. In this case, a belt represents structure, which you are by no means familiar with.

#6 Sagittarius - Crocs.

You need color and comfort in your life. Is there anything more satisfying? While everyone else is off trying to wallow in their deep thoughts and self-importance, you simply want to feel good. That's all. If you look ridiculous, it wouldn't faze you either way.

#7 Taurus - Overalls.

You're not trying to be cute, just efficient. You like to keep things under control, and what represents that as equally perfect and putrid as overalls? You may look like you don't know how to not dress like a scarecrow, but at least you know what clothes are.

#8 Gemini - Man buns.

You try really hard to make things work, but you're known to go maybe one step too far. In this case, you want your hair to be hip. But rat nests are not hip.

#9 Aries - Parachute pants.

You hear parachute, and you assume there's going to be some kind of adventure or high-risk activity happening. But the only thing that's high-risk about this parachute is that A) they're pants, and therefore won't help you if you jump out of a plane with them and B) they were made popular from a literal tool, MC Hammer.

#10 Virgo - Socks and sandals.

In your eyes, this look is incredibly functional. You get away with wearing socks, so as to not dirty your shoes, but you've also got your socks on to keep your toes toasty. It's genius. Right?

#11 Scorpio - Disco suits.

There's never been a more determined generation than that of the Disco generation. Mind you, that determination never came with any legitimate or worthy goal, but that's neither here nor there in your eyes. You want to look important; you don't have to actually be important.

#12 Capricorn - Rat tail.

Naturally, you'd have a look that's as angry as your demeanor. Only you would think a rat tail as a hairstyle would not only make sense, but be pleasant to look at, as well. Goodness, you're a styleless monster.

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