What You Need Is One Of Them There Redneck Vehicles

#1 Better Safe Than Sorry

Lurleen left you with the baby so you have to lug it around all day, better put that car seat in the back so junior stays safe.

#2 Dude, Where's My Car?

That camo looks so realistic that you almost seem invisible parked there on the street. Are you there?

#3 Maw & Paw Won The Lottery

They spent most of their money already, bought this luxury truck, but they still live in the trailer park. Home sweet home.

#4 MURICA!!!

Nothing says "Southern Pride' quite like a red, white, and blue eagle head parked outside of a Cabellas shop. And it'll look awesome when you pull up with your sister at the school prom.

#5 There's Not Much To See In This One Horse Town Anyway

You don't really need headlights here. You can find your way back to the trailer park by counting the bug zappers in every yard.

#6 There's Always A Good Backstory To Every Redneck Vehicle

And somewhere there's a redneck whose story begins "So I had this Geo Metro just sitting around..."

#7 JimBob Always Wanted To Get Himself A Nice Truck

In the trailer park you make do with what you've got, even if it's unsafe and totally redneck. Plus, it's good for moving from one park to another in case of an abrupt eviction.

#8 This Car Just Needed One Thing To Make It Awesome As Hell

And that is extra trunk space. Hey, you never know when you might get ya some roadkill and need a place to stick it to haul it home to them young'uns.

#9 Cledus Took On An Extra Job Mowing Lawns

But seriously Cletus, nobody in that entire trailer park had a truck you could borrow? Really?

#10 It's Gonna Be A Long Road Trip And We Ain't Stoppin'

Instead, we packed the truck with fixins that we can snack on along the way. Better to be safe than sorry.

#11 Back To The Future

Great Scott! Let's go back in time, but only as far back as when Billy Ray Cyrus still had a mullet.

#12 This Is What Happens

When A Redneck has a truck, lots of spare time, duct tape, spare scraps, and a love for Duck Dynasty!

#13 Ted Nugent's Wet Dream

This one snapshot is the reason why the entire world thinks America is DUMB. See how many things 'redneck' you can find.

#14 She's A Real Girly Girl At Heart

But that doesn't mean that she don't love muddin', shootin', fishin', huntin', Nascar, wrasslin', tattoos, and big ole trucks!

#15 Oh Lord, Won't You Buy Me A Mercedes-Benz...

So I can tinker with it and make it totally the most screwed up Redneck car ever!

#16 Big Boys With Little Toys

Everyone knows that Mustang owners are compensating for something, but jeesh! This poor guy must really need a boost.

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