You're on a long anticipated first date. Maybe a "blind date." Then your nerves get the best of you, and BAM! You say the worst thing possible. These blunders are hysterical and were actually said.
What’s The Worst Thing You’ve Been Told On A First Date?
By
Editorial Staff in
Life Style
On 19th October 2015
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#1 "Too bad that you're fat. You would have been pretty."
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#2 "Um I forgot my wallet. I hope you brought yours!"
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#3 "I'm a Neo-Nazi."
#4 "The color of your eyes look like diarrhea"
#5 "Running late for another date, I'll just pay on my way out."
#6 "I have crabs.... that's cool, right?"
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#7 "Hope you don't mind.. I used to be a man."
#8 "I usually get girls pregnant on the first date."
#9 "I'm married."
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#10 "Don't worry about protection. I'm already preggers!"
#11 "You have a fat tongue."
#12 "Wanna watch a video of my ex giving birth? It's great to see her in pain!"
#13 "Wow, there were actually a couple of things I liked about you."
#14 "So, you wanna touch it? If you're not going to do something, I'm going to start masturbating!
#15 "I thought you would be the one I'd settle down with."
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#16 "It's okay, I'm fifteen."
#17 "I thought you'd be hotter"
#18 "I'd have sex with you tonight but I was planning on finishing this bottle first."
#19 “I’m thinking about going back to my old boyfriend.”
#20 “Whoa. You looked better when I was drunk.”
#21 "Wait, haven't we already slept together?"
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#22 "I really get in to chicks with kinky fetishes."
#23 "You don't drink, you don't smoke. You don't swear. You don't dance. What DO you do?"
#24 "I've never held a steady job in my entire life. Love is all I need."
