When Mother Nature Calls: That Awful Moment Some Athletes Couldn't Hold It Anymore!

Dropping a deuce. Pinching a loaf. Getting the Hershey squirts and any other euphemism you can think of, when nature calls, sometimes she phones collect, and if you don’t answer as soon as possible, the consequences can be dire (or most likely, diarrhea). It’s happened to all of us – that contemplated fart that turns wet, and then wicked, in your pants. That sudden onset of stomach flu. That questionable seafood salad from the Mini-Mart.

#1 See what I mean?

#2 Have You Ever…Done It?

#3 Maybe You Successfully Held It In

Now imagine being on one of the biggest stages in the entire world and you can understand why more than a few athletes (and artists) have reputations for making a mess before making the play. From runners to elite footballers, NFL stalwarts and other on-field forces, there’s no such thing as a pit stop for someone trying to score a touchdown, or make a goal. So when you gotta go, you go. Where and when you can.

#4 Or Maybe You Didn’t

In the video compilation included here, you will see 10 incidents which left fans holding their noses and opponents gagging and puking. Some are nothing more than a telltale stain on the back of a uniform. Others, however, have decided that their otherwise toned physiques need a little brown liquid enhancement, and thus some very messy moments of competition.

#5 Everyone Can Have A Little Accident

#6 But Some People Take Pooping Their Pants Seriously

Think about it for a moment – what do you do in the middle of the big game when the train from Poo-ville wants to make a stop-off at Toilet Town? You can hope for a break in the action, or try and hold it as long as possible. Believe it or not, some players actually plan such “shitty” strategies as a means of a competitive advantage. After all, would you want to tackle a dude with a nasty, squishy dump in his drawers? Enough said.

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