Woman Trapped Upside Down In Window For Trying To Retrieve Own Poo During Tinder Date

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Earlier this week, Liam Smyth, a grad student at Britain’s University of Bristol, had a nice dinner with a woman he met on Tinder.

The night was still young, so he invited her over to his house to drink wine and watch a documentary about Scientology, he wrote on a GoFundMe page.

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The couple decided to go for a Nando’s spicy meal before they head to Liam’s place for a nightcap. The spicy food though seemed to have upset the woman’s stomach that she had to go to the bathroom as she couldn’t hold it in any longer.

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She got trapped in a window in an attempt to pick up her own poo during a Tinder date toilet accident.

The 24-year-old claimed she had tried to chuck the poo out of the window but it got stuck in a "twilight zone" between an internal and external layer of glass.

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Smyth said the woman told him: “I went for a poo in your toilet, and it would not flush.”

He then claims the woman confessed to reaching into the toilet bowl, wrapping the dookie in tissue paper and throwing it out of the window.

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Unfortunately, the story gets crappier. Liam’s window opens not to the garden but to just another glass with only a narrow space between the panes. To sum it up, the poo got stuck in between! Thinking she could dispose of her poo outside, the woman collected her stool from the clogged toilet and threw it through the window.

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According to Smyth, when he went to get a hammer to smash the window, his date decided to climb in headfirst to retrieve the poop herself ― which she was able to do successfully.

That’s when they realized she was stuck upside-down.

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“I grabbed her waist and I pulled. But she was stuck. Stuck fast,” Smyth wrote on his GoFundMe page. “Try as we might, we could not remove her from the window. She was stuck fast, upside down in the gap.”

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At that point, he called for help and an emergency crew drove up within minutes. The rescue took only 15 minutes and left Mr. Smyth's date unharmed, but as for his bathroom window - it was completely destroyed by the firefighters' tools.

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Although the woman was rescued unharmed, Mr. Smith said his bathroom window was destroyed.

"I'm not complaining, they did what they had to do," he said.

"Problem is, I've been quoted north of £300 to replace the window and as a postgraduate student, that is a significant chunk of my monthly budget."

Mr. Smith originally set a crowdfunding target of £200 but has already raised more than £1,200.

He said he and his date had decided to split the extra cash between two charities, one supporting firefighters and another that builds and maintains flushing toilets in developing countries.

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A spokesman said: "We received a call at 10.41pm to one female trapped between interior and exterior glass. Two crews were sent from Temple station and she was rescued using hand tools."

The crew later tweeted "An eventful evening for Temple fire crews", while sharing a link to Mr. Smyth's GoFundMe page.

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"Mr Smyth said that despite his date's awkward ending he did see the woman again. 'We did go and meet for a drink to discuss setting up the crowd funding," he said.

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"She's a lovely girl - I'm not sure what's going to happen - I'm really busy with my dissertation at the moment but I'd certainly be open to seeing her again."