Would You Wanna Be Beauty Experts Please Stop With The Stupid Hacks Already!

By Michael Avery in Fashion On 21st June 2017
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Khloe Dosh wanted to try out the cut crease eyeshadow look. She decided instead of doing it the normal way she wanted to put her own twist on things.

These days a cut crease made freehand isn't enough. With the advent of perfect full face makeup, you gotta step your game up to make sure your makeup is on point.

Khloe dug through her trash until she found a broken coat hanger and used it to create her cut crease.

That hanger gave her a cut crease so sharp that it could slice up any hater who wanted to talk trash.

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At first, you might be embarrassed for her because of how stupid she looks doing it but it actually works.

You know as well as I do that this isn't the first unorthodox makeup tutorial to go viral on the net. This one is tame compared to many others.

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Remember when wannabe beauty experts used hard-boiled eggs in place of makeup sponges so they could blend their foundation?

If you can't afford a makeup sponge how you gonna afford an egg? This hack is so far from a hack. Hacks are supposed to be easily DIY and convenient but which is more convenient? Buying a makeup sponge or cooking an egg just to waste it on your face?

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It's very weird, that's for sure.

What about this recent video where this chick takes her oral care products and uses them for facial skincare.

She actually used her floss picks and mouthwash to extract blackheads and tone her skin. I kid you not!

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Another trend becoming popular is to use scotch tape to make a guide to help you apply cream contour.

I mean this one is kinda smart but you still look like an idiot. What happens if you don't blend well enough? I guess you just have a sharp ass face.

If you don't have any face wash, shaving cream can be a substitute.

Yes she looks ridiculous but she claims that it works. Such a shame that many women don't keep shaving cream around.

This last one is the worst! Who the hell puts wasabi on their lips? Bad enough they give it to you with sushi.

Anyway, the point of this one is that you can use wasabi to plump up your lips. Supposedly it works very well. You might want to test a small spot first to make sure you're not sensitive to wasabi. Yuck... just yuck.

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If you're confused, don't feel bad because I am too.

This is only the beginning of the rabbit hole that is Instagram makeup tutorials. Once you go deeper you will see even crazier things that will make you regret ever trying to figure out a way to save yourself some money while looking cute.

Can we all just stop using these hacks that actually make our lives much more complicated, and go back to doing things the right way? At this point, it's much easier than the hell we are putting ourselves through.

Do you agree, or are you loving these hacks? Be sure to COMMENT below and share your thoughts!