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WTF Pictures From Dating Sites That Will Make You Cringe

By Editorial Staff in Bizarre On 16th October 2016

They tell us that there is someone out there for everybody. A Ying to your Yang. But these dating profiles are hard to determine whether or not these potential dates may be totally aware of how ridiculous they appear or simply have no clue whatsoever. These dating profiles show that some people have truly mastered the fine art of dating in the 21st century.

#1 Not Gay

He's pretty much open to anything not a boy or man, regardless. Maybe he should open up his boundaries. After all, he is standing in front of Brokeback Mountain.

#2 Hat Guy

What hat and what bike? I didn't notice either one beyond that sexy guy.

#3 He's A Scholar

Good luck with becoming an airplane!

#4 Sword Guy

Maybe he isn't allowed to own a gun? Regardless, he might be into swords, but we doubt anyone might be into him.

#5 Captain Obvious

He's got the look you'd like to know better. I know his face is the first thing I noticed about him.

#6 Sterile Guy

Irony at it's finest. The most private thing this guy is willing to admit definitely isn't something anyone should be admitting on the Internet.

#7 Conspiracy Man

So yes, these dating sites do work! Miracles actually happen!

#8 Women Shooter

Did a woman shoot your teeth?

#9 Trashbag Guy

A sure way to win the ladies over on OKCupid is to let all your stupid show at the same time to get it out of the way early.

#10 Heaven Sent

I would spend a lot more time thinking about his mental sanity. Besides, they have another site for that, it's called ChristianMingle.com!

#11 Hot Spot Guy

He needs to be more specific in his abilities. He totally diminished the fact that he's a romantic poet.

#12 Pleasure Guy

Let's be honest here. If he was that good he wouldn't be on a dating site.

#13 Beauty Pageant Guy

Sounds like a pretty functional family. He's pretty much been crowned the poster boy for REDNECK.

#14 The Wordsmith

I bet he has a lot of skeletons in the closet. But, we'll get back to you on that.

#15 His Sword

Let's hope he is not talking literally because the last thing a woman wants to see on a blind date is a man with a big, sharp, metal sword.

#16 Home Cook

Now this is a winning dating profile. It cooks, is adventurous, likes Cheetos, and fairly open about why that face needs bandages.

#17 That Seinfeld Guy

98% of his admirers say that he does not remind them of Jerry, and have labelled this would-be superhero an 'Enemy'.

#18 Welding Man

He's pretty good at welding, if you're into that sort of kinky play. If not, he's also a pretty slick shooter.

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